Testing Our Furry Lingo

It's a fun one this week! Adobe reviews furry slang terms with Ryuu, and at the end, they come up with their own new furry word!

Source: https://the-furry-dictionary.avoonix.com

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Oh yeah, I don't have to do the intro. Oh, I feel like I've been doing it. I think I did the introduction. I did the past three intros because I did the solo episode and I had to intro myself. Yeah, you did. Oh I'm still ready to intro me. You're gonna intro you introduce you? No, I just meant like.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

Hey guys, welcome back to Adobe's podcast. What are we hey everybody? Welcome back to the What Are We In Fur podcast. I'm your host, Ryu. And this is our podcast where we talk about anything related to the furry fandom. My co-host, Adobe, and I take turns introducing topics each episode, sometimes entirely about the fandom, or really not enough about it. But speaking of Adobe, my little co-host, we switch.

SPEAKER_02 0:51

Good morning, Switch. What?

SPEAKER_01 0:53

Hey Adobe. How are you?

SPEAKER_02 0:56

I also wanted to tune into the podcast. Like, I wonder if this is like child friendly or like family appropriate or if it's an adult podcast. If it's your first episode, and all they hear is the host go, I'm a switch. Um surprise, surprise, fuck you. Uh bleep a lot of that. Anyways, how are you? I'm good, I think. I you asked. Um I didn't talk a lot last episode of what I want to talk about about me, but I've been getting into Warframe a lot, and I also bought cool podcast headphones. And both have been really great, and I feel more like a nerd. Um, I bought what headphones I buy. Biod Biodynamics, Dynamics 70, DT77 Pros, which are like a the sound, the sound fancy. Yeah, they're on the mill. They're good for like noise cancellation and do I sound crisp? To be fair, I had a decent headset before this. I'm not gonna lie, it wasn't really worth a hundred dollar upgrade, but eh, they're good. I mean, they'll last me. I needed new ones. I had my old ones like before college, so yeah, I was worth it. And Warframe's really fun. I really enjoy Warframe.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

I love Warframe. I haven't played Warframe in years.

SPEAKER_02 2:13

Did you play it on PC?

SPEAKER_01 2:15

I have it on my Steam. I've never played it on PC, I only played it on Xbox.

SPEAKER_02 2:19

Uh I Furball and I used to play way back when on Xbox, and then I had like 200 plus hours in my PC account, and then I dropped it for a little while, and I'm picking back up because every fucking game sucks right now. Um, and this is the only live service game that's good and the only good company that does live service. And I'm doing the story, and oh my god, I need like a I'm realizing I need like 60 second sessions when we do the intros here to just nerd out about whatever it is I need to nerd out about.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

Let's play Warframe together.

SPEAKER_02 2:48

Uh, you gotta do some stuff before we can play together, but if you do that, unless you're playing on your Xbox account, then that's different, but I want to do relic farm. No one's gonna care about this. Adobe, please put elevator music while we talk about Warframe. Uh I want to do relic farming.

SPEAKER_01 3:03

We can do relic farming. I don't remember what that is, but we can do it.

SPEAKER_02 3:07

That's it's something that is like good for no matter what you're at. Oh my god, the the good shit that I just got matches the other good shit that I got. So now I just need to get a couple more of this exact good shit. And then I can make diamond shit. It's like the it's like the casino. But for winners. Uh Adobe, you can bring us out of the elevator music now. Thank you. How are you? I'm good. I'm in I'm in my new my new crib. How's the crib? Are you like moved, moved in, fully moved, all moved, yeah, whole moved? Well, there's maybe like two percent left at the old place that we need to grab this weekend.

SPEAKER_01 3:46

But r other than that, yeah, we're like 98% moved in. Good for you. Yeah, it's great. Place is really nice, everything came out amazing. Um video of you decorated. Yeah, yeah. The community is really nice, it's huge. Um good. Like I rode by bike for about five minutes to get to the gym this morning.

SPEAKER_02 4:11

So man, I'm really jealous. That sounds so nice.

SPEAKER_01 4:16

Yeah, you and you and uh your little girlfriend are gonna have to come and check us out.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

That's the plan. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. No one else listening to this hold it against us, but we're hoping to maybe get together later in the year and then maybe record some in-person episodes. Wink, wink, nudge eyes. Maybe ooh, we should do pepper. Can we do pepper spray when we're in person? That's fine. Wait, hold on. Crazy take. I don't know if I should keep this in or not. What if we did like obviously it'll be past the year, but it could be like the makeup year special or whatever. I don't know what the fuck I call it. But like halfway through the episode, we have to get pepper sprayed and try to continue doing the episode. Oh my god. I'd be so down for that. I just okay content. No, I just think really fun. I really want to get peeped. Okay. I I really like that. I like that idea. Bet. Let's let's shake on it. Bet. I'll I'll spit on it. Hockey on that thing. Um make a blood pact and we'll cut our palms open and just rub the cuts together. Yes. But yes, I'm hoping to see you later. I gotta put the PTO days in and see if they get accepted because I'm not going to MFF, which I used to usually do. Um, I didn't go last year either. Uh but I want to see you give you like see like three full days of just Ryu and a Melda time. And then if I can bring my girlfriend along too, that oh yes, please. That'd be that'd be beautiful. That'd be beautiful. I hope so. That'd be really, really nice. But uh I don't know what else to ask you. We could go to the skate park. Ooh, we should not skate park. Oh god. I have extra pads you can wear. Oh, great. Do you have a helmet too? I have ex I have a helmet as well. I really don't see that being a good idea, but you know.

SPEAKER_01 6:03

I have extra helmets and pads and all protective gear. We're going to the skate park.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

Okay. I mean, I'm on your time when I'm here, so. We're gonna we're gonna skate, we're gonna make a skate video part two. Do you wanna edit it? Do you wanna bring your camera? You wanna bring your microphones?

SPEAKER_01 6:22

I don't have anything. Not yet. One day. One day. When I get good at BMX, when I get good at BMX, we'll make a we'll make a skate video. Alright.

SPEAKER_02 6:37

Deal. And never mind.

SPEAKER_01 6:39

Adobe, what are we in for?

SPEAKER_02 6:41

Wait, hold on. What was the and? And what? Huh? You said and and then never mind. What was that? What was that?

SPEAKER_01 6:48

I don't know. I already forgot.

SPEAKER_02 6:52

You just edged me. Like so hard. Um what we are in for, I really feel like we need some kind of like tune or jingle. Um, Ryu. What we are in for I have a thing here and for topic, and for topic, I did stuff to prepare a topic. I lost the website. Fuck!

SPEAKER_01 7:18

Oh, so we're plagiarizing now.

SPEAKER_02 7:20

No, I'm gonna shout out it. It's cash you. You're gonna use it. You're gonna use it as a reference. Are you okay? Yes. Um, okay, so what we're gonna be doing today is I I don't know what to label this technically as. So the umbrella term is furry slang. Ah, I don't know how to say this though, but for anyone who's who's who heard, oh, furry slang, I I didn't read the title, but now I all of a sudden know what the topic's about. I don't want to watch this. Listen, listen, listen. If you're a new furry, here's why it's good. Because you get to hear furry slang that you're gonna be accustomed to, probably mostly over text. Uh, if you're not a furry, it's a good episode too, because you're just gonna hear weird words and it's gonna be funny. And you get to it enhance your vocabulary. Yes, and uh probably not in a great way, more of a degenerative way. But if you're an old furry or have been accustomed to the Phantom for a while, you get to just laugh at Ryu. So that's okay too. Uh, so you know, if you haven't read the title and you're, you know, now all of a sudden you know what we're doing, don't worry about it. It'll be for you. I promise. I promise. I'll give you the kiss on the cheek. It's okay. Um yeah, we're just gonna have a general conversation around uh some furry things, slanks, terms, uh, words. Some of them are words, some of them are like uh phrases.

SPEAKER_01 8:47

I feel like I'm gonna be very uncomfortable this episode.

SPEAKER_04 8:55

My tummy hurts.

SPEAKER_02 9:01

Fight through it, soldier.

SPEAKER_04 9:03

I feel like I just remote into the mic.

SPEAKER_03 9:08

I heard it cut out.

SPEAKER_02 9:10

That's so much for drink like three carbonated beverages back to back. Oh my fucking god, you're an animal. My stomach's gurgling. You're the worst dog ever. They're good. I had a um dirty Mountain Dew cream soda zero sugar. That's not good, actually. That was really fucking gross, but I still drank it because I bought it. I need a little bit of caffeine. You're a nasty dog. Anyway, I have uh I have uh some general words and terms that we'll go today. What? Go brush your jaws. Anyway, I have uh some general words and terms that we'll be going over. I I didn't really cherry pick them specifically. I just have a list on here and we'll just kind of go through it. Sweet. So to we I I where where I got these terms from uh is specifically from the furry dictionary. Um, I will link the website down below. It's actually kind of a cool website to look at just some words and look up definitions, but the furry dictionary. What we're gonna do is I'm gonna I'm gonna say what the word is, and you gotta give me your closest definition of fucking what the word is. None of them are crazy complicated, to be fair. I think you'll get most of them, but I do kind of want to see which ones you get right and wrong. So I'm gonna keep track of it. If you get an A, that means you're definitely a furry. Get 90% or above, you are absolutely a furry. Okay. But if you don't, you're probably not a furry. So let's go. Um, anyway, yeah. People made these definitions. I don't know how true they are. And some of the words I don't even know, but I think it'd be kind of fun. So we're gonna go alphabetically, and I only did we're only doing half the alphabet because one, I have to milk it in case I want to do part two, and number two, we're definitely not getting gold.

SPEAKER_01 10:54

And I have all the milk it. I'll milk it.

SPEAKER_02 10:59

We're gonna start off with AD after dark. Yes, sir. Now what's the definition? After dark. After dark is a profile.

SPEAKER_01 11:12

It's a sub-profile that you make of yourself and you post horny stuff on it. Um, it's separate from your main account, and it's meant for porn.

SPEAKER_00 11:25

I need to relax with burping. I'm really hurting.

SPEAKER_01 11:28

God bless you.

SPEAKER_02 11:29

Thank you. Um I give you the the the uh Debbie put like correct sound effects. The highest rating.

SPEAKER_01 11:39

The highest rating of correctness.

SPEAKER_02 11:41

Yeah, you got high rated correctness. Woo! High rated correctness. I'm so sorry. I lost my tab. I'm stalling because I lost my tab, but I don't know where my tab went. It's okay. Let's find your tab together. We're gonna find this tab together. I got it, I got it! See, I have I fucking hugged you! Relax! Anyway, I'm calm. I am relaxed. I give you the pass. So far, you are 100% furry. I'm proud of you. Um yeah, so the definition here is after dark account, a separate account on a social media network just for yf. Or as you'd like to said, poor. If you don't know what yif is, stay innocent. I only know like 1% of you don't know what yiff is, and uh keep it that way. Yif it yiff it that way. You are you you have a gift and keep it that way. The gift is to yiff. You're right. You're right. So, Mr. Salamander, adopt. Adopt. Um, something I've never done.

SPEAKER_01 12:39

An adopt is where you basically buy or bid on a character on an OC that somebody's created, and you therefore adopt the rights to that character.

SPEAKER_02 12:57

Yeah, pretty much. So the website here has the the fur dictionary, the dictionary definition. A character designed to be sold. You pretty much give an elaborate response. But yeah, an adopt's pretty much just a custom made character made by an artist. Uh, it's a preset design that is made to be sold. And uh, that is where my cat came from, actually. He was an adopt. I bought him, he was a cool adopt, and uh yeah. So two for two, brother dude does. I'm giving you another easy one. I th I don't know which ones are easy and hard to be honest with you. I really don't know. Uh anthroparomorphic. Anthropromorphic is the uh idea of an animal or something being on two legs. It can be a little more generalized, but yes. Animals with human characteristics walking upright. So yeah. Yeah. Doesn't have to be two legs, it'd be three. Don't be three legsist. Don't do that.

SPEAKER_03 13:57

Three three legs.

SPEAKER_00 13:59

Cyst.

SPEAKER_03 14:02

Cist? Like assist.

SPEAKER_00 14:04

Like saying racist. Like a cyst on your third leg. You have a cyst on your third leg.

SPEAKER_02 14:09

Adobe put elevator music up. I tried to explain this. No, I was saying is as in like, you know, like racist. So three legs is. No, I understand. I'm just trying to make you sound stupid. Well, I'm making you sound stupid because I put elevator music up right now. The elevator music doesn't count because I'm countering your elevator up. You don't know. Adobe, don't tune his part in. Don't do that. Uh tune my part in. It's okay if you don't understand. It's okay. We're here for you. Adobe, keep fading out his voice. Keep fading out his voice. Next one. Are you ready? We're going on to bees. Let's go to the bees. I could put some fun ones in here. I might put us more in. We're gonna do this one. There's some of these I don't even know. Okay. What do we call a bapper?

SPEAKER_01 15:02

A bapper is somebody that baps people.

SPEAKER_02 15:06

I'm gonna be very strict with you. You better start getting these definitions.

SPEAKER_01 15:10

Like I st you're you're acting like I studied for this.

SPEAKER_02 15:14

Well, you're referring to me. You're acting. Obviously, you should know this, right? Because of course I knew this. Bap oh, bapper's bappers or bapper? Bapper. B-A-P-P.

SPEAKER_01 15:27

Maybe a maybe is it is it can I is it meant to be is it a plural or singular?

SPEAKER_02 15:36

Because I I I will say, I will say, singular or plural things that I mentioned do matter for differences. Is it a is it a person? Is it a person or can't give you nothing? Um you're you're here to to really understand how much of a fur you are and hope the audience.

SPEAKER_01 15:50

A bapper, a bapper is a big it's either a big paw that's called a bapper because they're big and they go bap bap bap, or a bapper is somebody that baps people with their bappers.

SPEAKER_02 16:06

I'm gonna give you that. I actually wouldn't have gotten this, and be completely honest with you, because the definition here in the predictionary Oh, I need some drinking carbonation. Uh it's just another word for hand paw. I don't know why, but I really don't believe I would have gotten that. I feel like I would have overcomplicated it. I'm gonna give it to you. You run you're on a fine line there, though, mister. But I'm gonna No, I'm not. That was a pretty solid definition. That was pretty good. That's pretty good. Listen, listen. I gotta make it dramatic. No, we had dramatic sound effect for this next one. Alright. Bean. Oh, easy. It's like a paw pad. Do you lock in your answer? Yes. For$1,000. Wrong. Bean is a cute, lovable character. Oh someone who's a bean. Uh used in a sentence is uh uh they don't have sentences.

SPEAKER_01 17:06

Oh, you're oh they'll be such a bean.

SPEAKER_02 17:10

Yeah. Oh, such a cute bean. Yeah. So that's where bean comes from. Alright. That's okay because next one, Ryu, beans. Just like I said, paws. Paw pads. There you go. Ding ding ding. Ding ding ding. I hadn't realized when I started looking at this website and kind of started sifting through, I'm used to furry slang, but when someone is brand new to the fandom and doesn't have that much experience, there's a lot of really interesting words that don't make a lot of sense when you just don't have a lot of context. Speaking of which, I'm gonna spell this one out for you. My buddy. You ready? B N U U Y. Um B N U U. It has something to do with bunnies. It has something to do with bunnies, right? I'm not gonna say anything until you lock in your answer. I have no idea. I'm locking in and it has something to do with evil bunnies. Evil bunnies? Evil bunnies. Evil bunnies. Evil. I'm just gonna tell you that if you lock that in, I can't give you it. Lock in a different answer. Bunnies. What kind of bunnies? Cute ones. Ah there you go. It's a Benoit. Benoit! Benoit. It's just when some furry just wants to be like, I have a b- Do you have a binoy, benoi? I'm like, okay. I yeah, I get it. I get it.

SPEAKER_01 18:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 18:52

Whatever. That's stupid. Next one. We're learning. I mean, I know we already know some of this stuff, but we're helping other people learn. You know? I'm learning.

SPEAKER_01 19:04

I love learning. Ryu, what is a boop? A boop is uh the act of taking one finger or um claw or appendage and booping or poking, um uh the applying a poking action to someone's nose and going boop.

SPEAKER_02 19:26

Say the very first part again. I just want to make sure I heard you right. That's all. I'm not making fun of you.

SPEAKER_01 19:31

This is more um taking taking a finger or other appendage and poking someone on the nose and going boop.

SPEAKER_02 19:42

I would have done really bad. You you definitely got the definition because in in here it says a tap on the nose with a single finger. Granted, I know what that is, and that makes sense, but I don't think I would have said that. So I'm proud of you. You're very specific. I know. Uh yeah, boop's just tap on the nose with a single finger. Speaking of which, I actually don't know what this is either. What's a booper? A booper?

SPEAKER_03 20:09

Is it a big fat cartoony finger?

SPEAKER_01 20:16

Paw finger thing? That's my answer. That's my solid, that's my locked in answer.

SPEAKER_02 20:22

I feel like that's where I would have gone too. But no, apparently, Ryu, a booper is a nose. Or a snout. Oh my god, that's so stupid. What do you mean? It's a furry dictionary. We're supposed to know this. You didn't study? Yeah, no, you're right. You're right. It's on me. All right. I was kind of going alphabetical order, and then I find some words that I also want to add to my list. Speaking of, what's bleat? Bleat? Oh, that's a that's the sound a goat makes. Yes. I'm very proud of you. You are correct. Sound of a goat when surprised. I'm not gonna be that specific with you, so yes. Because they also scream. Alright, Ryu. What's breaking the magic? Oh, poodling. And or taking off your fursuit head while in the con space? You can be a little more vague, but I'm definitely gonna give it to you. Can you get the second part of the definition?

SPEAKER_01 21:31

The second in front of the show.

SPEAKER_02 21:32

It's a second way of breaking suit. Um uh breaking the magic. I'm sorry. You got the first part. So the first part of the definition is talking a human voice or show skin while in suit. What's something that someone can do to you that breaks the magic while you're suiting?

SPEAKER_01 21:48

Someone could rip your fucking tail off. I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_02 21:51

Don't think of removal. If I did this to you while you're suiting, I don't have to touch you. If I did this to you while you're suiting, it would break the magic.

SPEAKER_01 22:00

I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_02 22:02

You got this. I don't know. You got this. I don't know. I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_00 22:08

You got this.

SPEAKER_02 22:10

I don't know. You got this. Oh my god. My eyes dilate. Did you get it? I gave you a hint. No. No.

SPEAKER_00 22:24

Being called your real life name while in character. Don't worry. I'm gonna bleep it. Don't worry.

SPEAKER_01 22:30

It's okay.

SPEAKER_02 22:32

It's okay. I'm still giving you the definition. You still get the definition. I just want to know if you get the second part. But yeah, breaking magic is pretty much when you are in character or in suit, and some people are really anal about it, some people are more lax. I used to be really anal about it personally. Um, but yeah, it's just when you break character pretty much, or something makes you break character. Oh, I could have said break character. Yeah, I mean, you got it. You got it. I'm still giving it to you. You got the first part, so I'm giving that to you for two. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:56

I'm I'm being unique with my def with my definitions.

SPEAKER_02 23:00

It's okay. I appreciate that. I need a snack. Can I go get a snack? Ryu is going to go get his snack. I kind of want a snack too, but I don't have anything to snack on.

SPEAKER_01 23:09

You tell the lovely listeners about the fan mail while I go get a snack. Actually, I want to do it. Oh, we do have a fan mail.

SPEAKER_02 23:15

Yes, I can do why. Goodbye. Do you want me to do it? He wants me to do it. Anyway, guys, I guess fan mail time, fan mail segment. Uh, some of you guys know what fan mail is. If you don't know, we have a fan mail link down below. Uh on all podcasts and platforms. If you're on YouTube, you're not gonna see the link. You can type in the comments though, and just let us know it's for the fan mail. But nonetheless, people can send us a fan mail, either let us know what they think of the podcast, they can ask us questions or comments, and we can respond to them in this segment here, which is what we're gonna do today. So, this fan mail this week comes from Ryu's mom. Also, thank you so much uh for tuning in. We always we appreciate your support so so much. Uh, she says, hi, I love your podcast and listen to it every Tuesday. It brightens up my whole week, and I'm learning a whole lot about the furry fandom. I just love y'all. So, as a parent, what are some good ways that we can support our furry babies like you? And so we can know how to show support or be a supporter or an ally, but maybe if you could tell the parents ways to be supportive, you got this. And not just mental, because I think it's really cool. I love y'all. Okay, I'm rambling. Bye. We love you too. Uh I love you, Mom. That was so hard to teach.

SPEAKER_01 24:24

Yeah, mom, never use text-to-speech or speech to text for the fan mails next time, please.

SPEAKER_02 24:31

Love you so much. Thank you so much for the fan mail. You love you so much. How would you uh how would you respond? What would you tell parents? What would you show for support or give it as advice? What did I tell parents about their kids, about their furry children?

SPEAKER_01 24:45

Just let them be them, just let them be themselves and express themselves in whatever the w in whatever way they want to, with whatever first tone that they make, with whatever fursuit they create, or with with whatever artwork they design, um always show support and gratitude towards Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 25:10

I completely 100% back that up, and I also want to say something that I feel like a lot of people aren't gonna say. So, along with allowing your child to explore their creative identity, supporting them along the way, um, I also think guidance is just as important. And I do also think that in today's day and age, people are very much online, and I think keeping tabs on not necessarily every little thing your uh child might be doing on the internet, but just being aware of what they're involved in at the very least, because although the furry fandom is absolutely amazing, unfortunately there are some bad ideas. And when you do have an influx of uh people coming to the fandom of all ages, it fosters an amazing environment. But personally, and I think a lot of us can test that, sometimes it can be dangerous. It can be dangerous, and this can be said for online in general. But if you know that they're involved in the furry community, just keep tapping what they're doing and be respectful about it.

SPEAKER_01 26:06

Like monitoring the situation of like what your child is doing in the furry and um how they're participating, what they're participating in, and like what they're seeing. Um have it be on social media, edicon, or just in general.

SPEAKER_02 26:24

The furry fandom is very for all ages, but it just depends on what at like where they t they they can explore the furry fandom. I think the best thing you can do for your child is take them to the first furry convention. Go with them, let them go see all the suits, get photos. I know for a lot of kids it's a very magical experience kids come up to us and get photos. So just be a big support. Making sure your child's safe online in a very respectful way. I think is the most important thing we can say because everything's online nowadays. So 100% keep the kiddos safe. But anyway, thank you so much again, Breas Mom, for writing in. Again, if you guys have any questions, comment, if you want us to let them know anything. Apparently I found out we can pin fan mails on the website too, so that's kind of cool. So if you don't have questions, you just want to say something, go for it. Uh, but anyway, like I said, links down below. If you're on YouTube, just give us a comment. Let us know it's for the fan mail. Thank you guys all so much for the support. Uh the little download rating is always cool too, just because you're if you're already there, you know, you just couldn't do that. But anyway, woo! Let's get back to uh the furry dictionary, shall we? Um what are you so laddie? I'm what is the definition of a cat-to? C-A-T-T-O. Cato. It's a cat. It's another name for a cat. I'm gonna ask you to be a little more specific. It's another name for a cat. So you call it what you call a cute little cat.

SPEAKER_01 27:42

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:43

That's what I'm looking for. That's what I'm looking for. Cute. Cute version of a cat. Dude, I'm not kidding. I would not have got that. I knew it was be a cat, but I wouldn't be able to say cute. You are uh you're you're you're running through it, man. I'm proud of you. Uh why? I have a mouthful. Yeah, you too. It sounds really gross. These headphones are too good. Ryu, what's the definition of cheese? Circle.

SPEAKER_03 28:15

Yeah!

SPEAKER_02 28:17

Fucking cheese heads, looking like a whole half half slab of cheese. Cheese head. Yeah, circle just uh is a uh made of species that popularized in the furry fandom, and they got big old cheese heads, but they're really cool though. We like circles. All right, Ryu. What is Klop? C-L-O-P.

SPEAKER_01 28:36

No, no, no, no, do not look at work. Oh my god, give me a minute. Let me finish.

SPEAKER_02 28:48

Listen, I didn't know what this was. I didn't know this had a name. This one clopped some cloppies.

SPEAKER_01 28:54

Klopp is porn for my little pony.

SPEAKER_02 28:57

Oh god. I fuck that shit. I just have no comment. I didn't know what this was, so when I went to go click on it, I already had it pre-written my list. I didn't look at it until now. You're you're you're such an innocent soul. I know there's porn for every um show imaginable. Um but anyway, yeah. So furry fandom. It's interesting. It sure is. I I didn't ask Brony, but Brony's is uh is not related, but Brony's just my little pony furry guy person.

SPEAKER_03 29:32

Yeah. What's a cudlick? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 29:38

I've never heard of that before. Neither have I. But apparent apparently we should know this. A cudlick? Cudlick.

SPEAKER_00 29:46

C-U-D-D-L-I-C-K. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 29:51

C U D D L I C K. I'm gonna have to pass on this one.

unknown 29:59

Break it.

SPEAKER_03 30:00

I can't fathom I can't fathom a thought of what this could be.

SPEAKER_02 30:04

Break it down.

SPEAKER_01 30:05

Break it down.

SPEAKER_00 30:06

C-U D D L I C K.

SPEAKER_03 30:10

Like cuddling? Does it have to do with cuddling? And kick kicking. Back kick a little bit. You're on the right track.

SPEAKER_02 30:21

Backpedal a little bit. Kissing? No, break the word down again, Ryu. Cuddle. Why would you cuddle and kick? Like, in what world would that be a word again? Oh, cuddle lick.

SPEAKER_01 30:37

Cuddle and licking. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_02 30:39

Cuddle and licking and calling. I didn't know that was a thing, but it is a thing. Cudd. What is it? Cudlic. Cud lick. I don't know. All right, Reed. That's gross. Do you know what cud is? What's cud? Cud is what a cow regurgitates after chewing it. Over and over and over. What's a docky? A docky? Docky Makura. What's a Docky? Whatever it's called.

SPEAKER_01 31:12

Oh, it's one of those, it's one of those fucking body pillow things, right?

SPEAKER_02 31:18

Yes. It's just uh body pillow size picture of furry. I have one on my bed right now. It's not, it's not a lewd thing. Some people, it is. It's not a lewd thing. I just I have a body pillow and I have a cool print on it. That's all it is. I love it. Hell yeah. Uh you're doing good. You've only missed You only missed two. You're doing great so far. I'm sure that's 90% or above. I'm sure I'm doing great.

SPEAKER_01 31:42

Yeah, no, I'm doing perfect.

SPEAKER_02 31:43

Uh Ryu, what's a digitigrade? A digigrade is a type of leg style.

SPEAKER_01 31:51

Um, like it that that has the the meta the the tarsal bones, like the the hawk, the other parts of the ankle bone, and then the flanks.

SPEAKER_00 32:04

You can simplify it. You can you can simplify it tenfold.

SPEAKER_01 32:07

Well it's like it's like if you're looking at like a dog's leg or like you and it has like the little you know like the little point like the hawk? The tarsus.

SPEAKER_03 32:18

I don't sure.

SPEAKER_01 32:21

Anyways.

SPEAKER_03 32:22

Anyways. What's a duck?

SPEAKER_00 32:25

What? D double okay. Like look, but with a D. I didn't know this one either. But of course, you should know this if you're a real furry, you know.

SPEAKER_01 32:37

I would know. What should I know this?

SPEAKER_02 32:40

I don't know, but but but apparently we should if it's in the furry dictionary.

SPEAKER_01 32:44

I'm rubbing my eyes and I'm seeing different colors and shapes. Oh, I love doing that. It's so weird. It's I can't I can't explain what I'm seeing.

SPEAKER_02 32:53

I used to stare at the sun and I would blink and see all the like the sunspots on my eyes. I used to love doing that. Eye damage. I know. But it was kind of cool. Stupid.

unknown 33:04

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 33:06

Duke. I also forgot to mention, for anyone who's still listening, we're gonna do something a little special at the very end of this episode. So anyway, continue.

SPEAKER_01 33:15

Um a duke is a book, but with a D in front of it instead of a B.

SPEAKER_02 33:27

It's a noise a ferret makes when it's happy. Listen, man, I I don't make the rules here. Well, kind of, but I'm just saying that's what it says there. About the ferret- I go squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak. I cut a marking on that one. I don't give a fuck. Mark me, bitch! Alright, Ryu. What's a D T D? The letter D, the letter T, the letter D. D T D. I've seen this before.

SPEAKER_01 33:54

I've seen this before, and I have no idea what it means. You do.

SPEAKER_03 33:58

Don't you really don't know what this is? Down to Dick.

SPEAKER_01 34:16

Try again. I don't down the down the down. Duct tape dummy! Duct tape dummy, you dummy!

SPEAKER_02 34:23

Duct tape dummy! A duct tape dummy is someone who has to whenever someone's getting a fursuit ready or commissioned, they have to duct tape themselves in the uh form of a body tube to send to the maker to get the exact measurement.

SPEAKER_01 34:34

Call it a fucking duct tape dummy! What? DT D. Don't make a fucking stupid ass acronym for it. It's called a acronym.

SPEAKER_02 34:44

Alright, Ryu, what's five E's together? What does that mean? Echoes every day. It could be six E's, it could be four E's. It doesn't, it's not super specific. Just a bunch of E's. Like a sound. It's like a what does it mean? Definition. Um, it's like uh sound of excitement. There we go. Show of excitement. See, there you go. Alright, what's FA? For affinity. Yeah, you're doing it. See, you're fine. You're fine. Don't get so worked up. You're okay. I'm not fucking worked up. I'm not worked up.

SPEAKER_01 35:23

Bitch ass.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

Uh you're so tall. What's a floor dragger?

SPEAKER_01 35:28

Floor dragger is a big ass tail that drags on the floor whenever you walk. Like Ryu's tail.

unknown 35:35

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 35:35

It is uh usually pretty much for fursuits, and uh yeah, just a big fucking tail that drags on the floor.

SPEAKER_01 35:41

I don't have a f I don't have a fursuit version of I don't have a floor a floor dragger tail. I need a floor dragger tail for my next tail. My next full suit will have a floor dragger.

SPEAKER_00 35:51

Alright, Ryu. What's a fops? F-O-P-S. Fops. It's a f uh, don't do that.

SPEAKER_02 36:07

Think in a different way. Sorry. I got out of hand.

SPEAKER_01 36:15

Oh, it's getting hot in here.

SPEAKER_02 36:17

Um it's really not. I'm starting to sweat. I am too. It's a little hot in my room, too, but you're doing great. Dude, I pass. Count me when come together. This is related to other words I've mentioned. Like it's a state of fox.

SPEAKER_01 36:34

It's a hybrid species.

SPEAKER_02 36:35

No, it's a cute fox! How'd you get cattle, but you can't get fox? I don't know what anything about foxes. I don't think about what is it? Benoit? I don't think bunny when I've seen BNU. Oh, bunny is just the bunny in a different oh the letters. I can see why it's called Benoit now. I just thought it was like just a weird slang saying, but just the letters moved. Because the alternate spelling for Benoit is doubt two N's instead of two U's. Well, you're stupid because you didn't get FOPS! Whatever. Now I now I know what FOPs is. Yeah, see, we're learning. What's fur bait? Furbait. It has to be like furry clickbait. Kind of, but you need to label it. Furry drama clickbait. More for the masses. On social media. Move away from social media. A different way of consuming digital media. Oh, advertisements?

SPEAKER_00 37:44

No. I can't give this to you. Try one more time. What? Fur bait.

SPEAKER_01 37:51

Oh! Like baiting furries, like trying to get furries to like, hey, come here, furries.

SPEAKER_02 37:58

Like, hey, we have lore them in into a fucking white ass white van? No. No.

unknown 38:06

No.

SPEAKER_02 38:06

It's a character of a movie or show that either one targets furries or caused people to join the fandom like Zootopia or Hadry and Dragon.

SPEAKER_01 38:14

That's kind of what I was going to do. No, you said social media. That could that guy could be anything. No, it was no, it was like somebody saying, like, hey, come here. We have this anthropomorph anthropomorphic. That's not what you were saying. We have this anthro fox named Nick Wilde and this little bunny named Nick. You didn't say that.

SPEAKER_02 38:31

Nope. I was about to- I'm not giving it to you. Nope. I can't give that away. Sup my fucking dick. Alright, what's you! You're the f what's that's actually on here. Okay, what's fur pile? A big pile of furries. Hold on, I gotta pull up that fish and make sure you're right. You gotta pull it with the fence and make sure you're right. Yeah. Group cuddles.

SPEAKER_00 38:57

Yep. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 38:59

Smart as fuck. Una memento. Ow. Alright. Sir Furry. What's a furryism? Furry ism? Furryism. Furry ism. Is it just the furritism? That's what I thought, but nope. Try again. I don't know. It's just being a furry. Uh oh. Okay. Okay, I I also thought it was some furritism. Okay. Man, Rio, you're starting to get a lot of reds here, man. I don't know if you're gonna hit 90%. I think I'm gonna hit 80. I think I'm gonna hit I need to hit at least 69. Alright, what's a furvert? F-U-R-V-E-R-T. A furry pervert. See, I would have gone with extrovert or introvert, but yeah, you're correct. I didn't know that. I've heard it before. I'm proud. You impressed me. You impressed me. What's glomp? Glomp? G-L O-M-P. Glomp. Is that supposed to be like a sound?

SPEAKER_01 40:06

This is more my little pony stuff.

SPEAKER_03 40:09

What's glomp?

SPEAKER_01 40:12

What is glomp? That's what I'm asking you. Don't ask me the question. Oh, oh, glomp. That means No, no, no, just glomp. Glomp means to jump onto somebody. And tackle them. And cuddle them.

SPEAKER_02 40:30

Yeah! Pretty much! Playfully tackled and hug someone.

SPEAKER_01 40:36

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 40:36

Damn. I wouldn't have got that either. Alright, Ryu. What's a gray muzzle?

SPEAKER_01 40:41

An old fuck. Soon to be me.

SPEAKER_02 40:44

What's a gray muzzle?

SPEAKER_01 40:46

You don't know what a gray muzzle is?

SPEAKER_02 40:48

I I know it. Yes. Well, I I do know that. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 40:51

Okay. A gray muzzle is of any furry over 30.

SPEAKER_00 41:00

Apart from the fact you probably just offended a bunch of people, uh, it's just an old member in the fandom. The age isn't specified in the definition here.

SPEAKER_02 41:08

Oh, I always thought it was an age thing. Alright, we're gonna do the rest of the H's, and then we'll move on. Ryu. Yes. What's a headless lounge?

SPEAKER_01 41:19

Ooh, my favorite place to be when I'm having a panic attack. The headless lounge is a place in the con space that allows furshooters, especially full suitors, to um go in, sit down, take off their heads, have some quiet time, some water, some fans, and get some energy back. Yep. Kind of just a a little private room to just for fursuiters to go and chill.

SPEAKER_02 41:47

Correct. Yep, it is just a place for fursuiters, take their costumes off and cool off or take a break. Alright, I'm gonna read this next one out. Ryu. What is H E C C heck? Uh-huh. What is it? It's just it's just heck. Like all heck. Oh, what the heck? Mm-hmm. But spelled differently. It's just it's this H E C What kind of way is it? Like a funny way of saying heck. Is that what you want to use as an adjective? Is that the adjective you want to use? Is a fun way? No, it's a cute way to say heck. Oh my god. I said, I just know the definition is. Okay? It doesn't matter at all. It does matter. And I have to make I have to mark it red. No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't. Yes, because it's we have three other cute definitions. And I have to. Obviously, my hand is held. I can't do anything about it. This is not- I'm not holding shit! Well, what you're gonna hold maybe? I don't know. No, I'm not holding it while you pee. Alright, you ready? I'm gonna spell this one out too. H O M P H. H O M P H. Humph.

SPEAKER_01 43:11

Humph. Humph. It sounds like it sounds it sounds like uh like you're eating something. Humph.

SPEAKER_02 43:19

You're getting there. Keep working through it. It's a sound. It's a sound that you make whenever you eat something.

SPEAKER_00 43:25

No. It actually has a definition.

SPEAKER_02 43:28

I don't fucking know. It's not a sound. Is it an action? Yeah, technically. I don't know. You're on the right track. It's some sort of action that you do to somebody. You need to get much more specific. I d that's all I know. You're a furry, you definitely know this. That's all I know. You know this. I don't know it.

SPEAKER_01 43:48

You know this. I'm not a real furry.

SPEAKER_00 43:51

Grabbing your tail with your mouth.

SPEAKER_01 43:53

That that's hump. Apparently.

SPEAKER_02 43:58

Humph. Listen, you're getting more of these than I personally would, but I I get the I get to be the one bombarding you, so I feel a lot better. Uh, what's hoofer?

SPEAKER_01 44:09

Uh it's another funny word to say, another funny way to say hoof. A cute way to say hoof.

SPEAKER_02 44:17

No, unfortunately, I didn't set you up there. A little more broad. Oh, something that has hooves. There you go. Any regarding any species that has hooves. Yep.

unknown 44:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 44:27

Yep, yep, yep, yep. Let me count up. I'll let you know your percentage, and then we'll do the last thing for this episode, which I'm excited about. Is it a bonus round? No. No, it's actually a little unrelated. Let me count. So we did one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen. Twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty, thirty-one, thirty-two, thirty-three, thirty-four. We did thirty-four words. I both have a calculator. Thirty-four. And the amount you got right, my good sir. Or let me say wrong.

SPEAKER_00 44:58

You got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine words wrong. So if we do a little bit of division. That's the wrong way to divide. I know math.

SPEAKER_01 45:12

You don't.

SPEAKER_02 45:13

Oh. And then you guys, 76%. That is a C, my good sir. Hey, C's good degrees, baby. No. It's not. That's a high C. It's a high C. It's it's mid. It's not high. 78? 76. 76? That's that's high. No, it's not. Just because it's one over the middle doesn't mean it's high. We don't round up that much. It's middle. If it's 77, you round up. It's still a fucking C. I still fucking pass, bitch. Listen, you did a lot better than I would have done. I'm gonna be completely honest with you. So no confidence. Okay, so what I want to do now, and this is just more for us to have a little bit of fun. But we are now fun. But here's the trick is we have to use it moving forward in this podcast. We are gonna make a word that is furry slang. We're gonna make it a thing, and we gotta use it. This is something we have to use part of our vocabulary moving forward.

SPEAKER_01 46:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 46:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 46:20

Let's make up a new word.

SPEAKER_02 46:21

It can be anything. There's I I listen, I got I got no rubric here. We got we got some furry slang in. We're we're we are we we we we we we we we cashew?

SPEAKER_01 46:36

You good you know cashew. We we we we we we fucking Frenchmen.

SPEAKER_02 46:48

We are saturated and furry slang, so now it's time for us to sling our own slang to be to to have slung, to be slung or not to be slow.

SPEAKER_01 47:04

To be slang or slung.

SPEAKER_02 47:08

Okay. We need to somehow come up with something that a lot of the furry slang doesn't really make a lot of sense, but there is relations to it being furry. It's just hard for me to define what that means. But I don't know. Well, where do you want to go with the word? Like you and I pick on each other. Uh we can make something friend-related. I'm gonna can you. You're gonna what? I'm gonna can I'm gonna can you. You're gonna can me?

SPEAKER_01 47:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:36

I'm gonna tackle the fuck out of you. That's already a word. You don't hear like someone got canned? Oh, I just saw I just saw my soda can and I was like, I'm gonna can you. Yeah, I guess you're right. Canned is a way to fire, be terminated, or dismissed from a job. Okay, so it's tackle. Uh, okay, whatever. Huh. We got this. Listen, we got this. And then we put elevator music until something happens.

SPEAKER_01 47:59

This is one is this one word that we have to make up? Something that we have to use in our vocabulary. Salamanderization. Oh, wait, I like where this is going. Salamanderization. Whenever you call your friend a salamander enough, whenever you call your dragon friend a salamander enough that he starts to have an identity crisis and therefore starts to believe that he there is a salamander.

SPEAKER_02 48:30

Hold on, I like this. So wait, can we make it a little more broad? Salamanderization is just when you like degrade someone's species.

SPEAKER_01 48:37

Kind of like how black people already say the n-word, but whenever a white person says the n-word, it's like it's like a black, it's like it's like a dragon can be salamanderizationist, but if another species does it, then it's offensive.

SPEAKER_02 48:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 48:54

So like you doing it to me, it's actually really offensive.

SPEAKER_02 48:58

Fuck you, I don't care. I got the pass.

SPEAKER_01 49:03

You got the salamander pass? I have the salamander pass.

SPEAKER_02 49:08

So what so what we're working up here is salamander salamander with the hard R.

SPEAKER_01 49:15

I'm not even your salamander. What about what about what about was this your salamander? What about is this your salamand? Think about it.

SPEAKER_02 49:37

So if you're my homie, you're by salamand. If I hate you, it's salamanderization on sight. Oh fuck. Oh god. Salamanderization. The act of degrading any species uh the act of degrading any species I don't want to say like below what their respective level is, but I'm trying to think of something that like with intent to hurting their belittle them. Sure. So the act of degrading a species with the intent to belittle an individual. Or group.

SPEAKER_00 50:15

Or group.

SPEAKER_02 50:16

Alright. Salamanderization. Salamanderization. The act of degrading a species with intent to belittle an individual or group. There you go. Alright. We made our own word. I like that. I'm gonna look this up. This isn't a real word, is it? Salamand salamander.

SPEAKER_01 50:36

What if it's already a what if it's already a word and we've just Star Trek? Star Trek?

SPEAKER_02 50:44

It comes from Star Trek.

SPEAKER_01 50:46

Uh no, it doesn't.

SPEAKER_02 50:49

That's what I'm getting. Star Trek? No, it doesn't. I don't care. It's our it's a that's a fake show. That doesn't exist, so therefore this is our Star Trek is a real movie. You might stalaman! Alright, and thank you everyone for tuning in this week to the What Are We Infer uh JoeCast Podcast, what we do weekly every Tuesday for you. Where can they find us? They can find us at What Are WeInfer on the Twitch.

SPEAKER_01 51:18

You can find me at Twitter Splash Witch. You can find Adobe at Adobe underscore retriever on Twitter slash at TW doesn't really use them much. Um you can also find them on YouTube at Adobe T Retriever.

SPEAKER_02 51:34

And um I don't use it, so don't do that. But subscribe anyway. As always. Oh yeah, subscribe. Yeah, if you're on YouTube, subscribe if you're not on I hate that. If you're uh not on YouTube, just give us a little follow or like turn on notifications for like whatever podcast listening platform I was on. Or give us a five-star review. That helps. Five-star rating, that's pretty cool. Uh but anyway, my salamand and I will talk to you guys later. As always, I'm a dumb dog. I'm a dumb dirk. We'll see you guys in the next one. Goodbye. Goodbye.

unknown 52:08

Bye now.

SPEAKER_02 52:09

I'm a salamanderization all over you.

SPEAKER_01 52:12

Uh degrade me, Daddy.