What's Next? Con Security Edition

An episode about improv and dark humor. What could go wrong??

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Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:00

Is this the big 3-0? Is this 3030? 3030? I don't know. I think it is.

SPEAKER_04 0:07

God, I'm almost 30.

SPEAKER_05 0:08

God, you're so fucking old. You're about to be so wrinkly.

SPEAKER_04 0:11

I know. I know, dude. I'm already. I gotta call you salmon anymore. I gotta call you a prune. I'm gonna look like a raisin. Close up. Same thing. Same thing. Hey everybody, welcome back to the What A We In for Podcast. I'm Ryu, and this is our podcast where we talk about anything related to the furry fandom. My buddy Adobe and I take turns introducing topics each week. Each episode. Each time. And we might talk about the furry fandom. We might not talk about it.

SPEAKER_05 0:46

Or have an aneurysm mid-episode.

SPEAKER_04 0:48

Um, yeah. And speaking of Adobe, Adobe, how are you?

SPEAKER_05 0:52

Hi, I'm so good. Um, there's a lot I could talk about, and I think I need to just kind of throw it all up because the next time we record is gonna be in a few weeks because of your your big old uh your big old wedding.

SPEAKER_04 1:07

My my honeymoon, bro. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it because I'm gonna be in my honeymoon. So Dobie is gonna be recording a single alone, or might have a guest, not sure what he wants to do.

SPEAKER_05 1:19

No yet, and I'm open to suggestions prior to that actually, that recording happening, so you know, or that might have happened by now by the time this comes out. I don't know. Maybe who knows? We'll see. But yeah, it'll be a few weeks before we and I are together again because you got the big wedding, and we have we're gonna have a wedding episode probably. Uh actually, that's a good next topic for you, because you're hosting next tech. Well, bless you. Thank you. Uh but I'm gonna throw up my small talk, and then if you want to talk about any of it, we can. Um, my roommate got my roommate got a new puppy. Uh, a tree fell on our neighbor's house, then that kind of hit our house, but then just like a day or two ago, which wasn't too far apart from the tree, uh a different neighbor's house caught on fire. And now now that's now that's not livable anymore. Um, I almost watched a truck wreck today. They decided to swerve into the right lane or when they're going around a bend, and they did a whole wobbly woo. And I watched the whole like freight like tip back and forth. They almost fell. Um, I don't know if I talked about driving the snowstorm last episode. That was a little while ago now, but that really, really sucked. I had to call out on one on someone that was in a ditch, but they're okay. I had to make sure they got towed. Um, work's been kind of okay. Work's been kind of sucky. Um, there's more I could talk about, but we'll just leave it right there. How are you? What kind of pup? What kind of puppy did your neighbor get? Uh my roommate, uh, spooky spooks. Uh not neighbor.

SPEAKER_04 2:42

You're your uh your roommate, spooky.

SPEAKER_05 2:43

I didn't say neighbor alive. It's okay. So uh my roommate, he got a him and his uh boyfriend got a what is it? It's a white Shiba Inu. He's eight weeks old. So he's a baby.

SPEAKER_04 2:55

Oh he's a baby. Send me a photo of him when you get a chance.

SPEAKER_05 2:58

I'll post him on the big old Twitter. Hell yeah. Twat or twit.

SPEAKER_04 3:02

The twit.

SPEAKER_05 3:03

If I remember, we'll post them.

SPEAKER_04 3:05

I'll probably forget by now, but you know it's okay. Send me a picture of him, I'll post him on a twit. But he's very cute, though. That's what we're calling I'm stealing that word from you. The twit? Oh, that's what we're calling it. That's what we're fucking calling it now. On the twit. Check us out on the twit at what are we in for. So you can check out our podcast posting on the twit. You should. Uh how are you? Uh how am I? You know? It's been busy. We've been packing up the house. We've been preparing for the wedding. It's it's a lot. But you know, I'm a little stressed. What am I talking about? I'm always fucking stressed. There's so many goddamn boxes in this fucking house. It's stressing me the fuck out. There's shit everywhere. There are weddings in a f in in in God, it's in five days. I'm getting married in five days. Can you believe that?

SPEAKER_05 3:56

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 3:57

You're about to be it hasn't fully hit. It hasn't fully hit yet, but I'm I'm really excited.

SPEAKER_05 4:03

I'm I'm so excited. I'm excited for you. I'm sure I know you've had a lot on your plate the past few weeks, or a couple months, I should say, just with this prep and planning, especially because you're also moving in tandem with it.

SPEAKER_04 4:16

I'm moving a week after we get back. That's crazy. Well, well, technically we get back on the 11th and then and then we get keys on the 17th. So yeah. We're gonna be we're gonna be moving! That's crazy. Moving, moving, moving, moving. Moving, just moving. It's gonna be it's all gonna be smooth. Everything's gonna go fine.

SPEAKER_05 4:35

It's exciting. It's exciting. I think once well, I was gonna say once like Thursday and Friday hit when everyone starts coming, but at the same time, it's probably might add more anticipation. Once once you're wedded, it'll be fine. You guys will kiss, then you'll get drunk. It'll be a good time.

SPEAKER_04 4:54

Happily ever after. Live happily ever after. Yeah. We might shout the podcast out with a DJ. No. Don't do that. No. Don't do that. I don't think I don't want your whole family to know. Oh, we're not doing that. Nah, we're not gonna do that.

SPEAKER_03 5:09

Let's do that.

SPEAKER_05 5:13

So see, this is something that's not planted in our heads now. And then when we get drunk, then we're gonna think about it.

SPEAKER_04 5:23

And then it's gonna be bad. And then the wedding's gonna be ruined. We can't ruin the wedding.

SPEAKER_05 5:27

I mean, it's not my wedding.

SPEAKER_04 5:29

It's it's my wedding. I'm actually very worried about it. I'm so stressed trying to get there. Yeah, I was worried I was so stressed trying to get to work this morning because I decided to wake up not to my alarms at 7 30. I decided to wake up at 9 21. Whenever I was supposed to be at work at 8 30. And I I woke, I got out of bed, I brushed my teeth, I put on my clothes, my tummy hurt, I took a shit, and then I left, I was stuck in traffic for 45 minutes, and I finally got to work at 10:30. I was two hours late for work. How did that go? It was fine, I didn't even get in trouble. Bless them, because I have been so exhausted over the past week because of oh god, preparing for all this. Prepare, like I said, preparing for the move, preparing for the wedding. I've I've gotten barely any sleep, and I'm just I'm so grateful that they didn't fire me today.

SPEAKER_05 6:38

Did they just say like, hey, try not to do it again kind of ordeal? What was the reaction?

SPEAKER_04 6:42

No, I called my manager in a f in a panic, and I was like, Hey, hey, I'm uh I'm I'm on the way.

SPEAKER_00 6:49

Uh I missed all my alarms, and he laughed at me.

SPEAKER_05 6:55

And he said, It's fine. That's a good reaction. I mean, you're not doing it all the time, so he doesn't have a reason to be upset if that isn't a job. This is my first time late. Getting being late to like your normal day-to-day, which is usually like work for us, is terrifying fucking feeling. It ruins your entire day.

SPEAKER_04 7:12

Oh, dude. Gratefully, nobody really gave me shit. My manager pulled out the oh, look who decided to finally show up cards. But other than that, like, it was fine.

SPEAKER_05 7:24

Sounds like you got a good place you're working for, though, especially if that's the reaction.

SPEAKER_04 7:29

Yeah. I mean, they're all cool, so. That's good, dude. That's good. Yeah. Hey Adobe, I got a question for you. Yes, sir. What are we infer?

SPEAKER_03 7:39

Uh I want that as my notification tone whenever you text me.

SPEAKER_05 7:47

I'm gonna export that and make it my notification tone for you. Please do.

SPEAKER_04 7:51

Um my god! Wait, what? Somebody at TFF told me I have a very menacing laugh.

SPEAKER_05 7:57

You do, you know. If I had the time to rummage through other episodes, I could have a solid like two, three-minute compilation of just your weird fucking laughs you've had on this on the on the show. So, anyway, I have a game I made. It's not really like a game? Yeah, I have a game that we're gonna play. And so we're in for Mad Libs part four. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Oh, okay. I have an improv game we're gonna play. So this isn't anything unique. This isn't some magical first ever game. It's just something I thought of and I decided just to throw in some rules. Nothing too crazy, but what's good, what it's called is what's next. This is gonna be a furry-themed improv game. There's no stress, we're both gonna be in this together. If this is enjoyed and people like it, we can do it again just with different subjects. So what we're doing here is a con ops edition. Ooh. So, what we're doing is we're playing an improv scenario game based around a given concept. In this what's next uh edition that we're gonna do today is we're going to be acting as if we're con security in uh the I think I have about eight different scenarios I've written up. We'll take turns responding to each other's response. So I'll read off the prompt, and if you go first, you'll give your initial reaction to how you would treat the situation. I'll follow up with that based on your move, and we might go back and forth until we come out with an outcome. Okay. And because we're security, we go along that line. It we can do something funny, we can do something serious. It's kind of whoever wants to start off.

SPEAKER_04 9:36

Do we have um set rules as security? Like, is there only certain things that we can do?

SPEAKER_05 9:41

No, it's it's an improv game. We're gonna play this pretty loosely. Uh, we can be like stupid, aggressive security, or we can be like genuine security guards. Um, it's just what we are is we are security guards. And we are still us. I'm still Adobe. You're still Ryu. We have our personas, we're we're we are who we are. Okay, so Ryu, we'll start off with uh my first scenario. Uh we're gonna I'm gonna do uh uh even our odds. Odds. Okay, roll okay, you go first. So give an initial reaction based on the scenario. We'll go back and forth until we just feel it's fine. Uh until it's until it's finalized, and then we can discuss it, talk about it, laugh about it, whatever from there, okay? Sure. Let's go. All right. The scenario. Adobe, add some like security styled music behind these scenarios, maybe some effects like get us in the moment. There's no visuals, by the way. We're still listening only podcasts. Scenario number one. We receive a call that an individual in a cheetah pet suit is doing hard drugs in the bathroom. We don't have information on the drugs, but upon our arrival, we also see that he isn't registered for the convention. What's next? A cheetah pet suit? It's no, a pet suit is like a really, really, really slim fitting like fur fursuit. It's it's a stylized, um I know uh it's like it's like form fitting. Yeah, it's usually a kinkier thing. Okay, I know what you mean now. Okay. Alright, so how would you respond to it?

SPEAKER_04 11:07

Why wasn't I invited?

SPEAKER_08 11:17

Did I just make Did I just make you spit on your drink? Pretty much. Yeah, I just spit on my fringe.

SPEAKER_05 11:27

Um I'm gonna look at you weirdly, walk away from you so I'm not associated with you, and I'm gonna go up to the cheetah and examine what he uh what drugs he what drugs he has in his hand.

SPEAKER_04 11:37

Well, what drugs is he doing?

SPEAKER_05 11:40

He is probably it looks like meth. I bet it's meth. It looks like meth. You see how it looks all blue in the bag there? That looks like meth.

SPEAKER_04 11:49

That's meth up.

SPEAKER_05 11:51

It's pretty meth up, but officer Officer Ryu, I I'm sorry, but I think we need to handle the situation more maturely.

SPEAKER_04 12:01

Oh yes, absolutely, absolutely. I'm gonna pull out my I'm gonna pull out my uh I'm gonna pull out my baton and rear back my arm like I'm about to hit the cheetah guy, and I'm looking at him, and I'm like, you get up right now.

SPEAKER_05 12:19

Get up. I stand in awe and as you start your uh movements, I I say under my breath, Asterix isn't in the tush, Asterix. And I just stand there not helping.

SPEAKER_03 12:37

What go ahead?

SPEAKER_04 12:41

Are we are we so okay I hit the guy in his side, like like on his ribcage, like a little tap.

SPEAKER_05 12:55

Like, get up. I look at you and look at the cheetah and I go, Officer Ryu, I don't think he was resisting, and then I hurry up and tackle him like I'm a football player onto the ground in front of a bunch of people that are sitting against the glass.

SPEAKER_08 13:09

He's reaching! He has a needle! He has a deagle right to watch around!

SPEAKER_04 13:16

And then I take the needle and I stab him with it. Oh, I think it's a deagle. Iron Desert Eagle! No, I I take I take the needle and accidentally I take the needle and accidentally stab you with it as I as I'm trying to secure it. And I look at you and I don't say anything because I realize what I did.

SPEAKER_05 13:41

I as we have the cheetah on the ground, I look at you and I say, Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good. And put your face went under the carpet.

SPEAKER_04 13:54

Oops. This reminds me of the time that we tranquilized the wrong horse whenever I was in high school.

SPEAKER_08 13:59

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 14:03

Okay, I think that's scene. Damn.

SPEAKER_08 14:07

What the fuck? So fucking funny.

SPEAKER_05 14:11

I wasn't sure what perspective we were gonna take this from. And then you rolled in with, I'm doing this. I'm like, you know what? Let's do it. We were just talking out of role play, basically. That's just what we're a little bit of roleplay, a little bit of uh actual dialogue there, but it's fine. That was good. That was fun. So scenario number two, I'll go first this time since you went first last time to set up the scene. Okay. Two fursuiters are horning it up at the public rave area around midnight. Everyone is jamming out and enjoying themselves, but we can tell that the attendees have disconnected themselves from these two horny individuals. Nothing new to showing, and no fluids are spewing, but they are dry humping on each other in the rave area. What's next? You and I are standing at the doorway, and I look at you and say, I wanna join the I wanna join it and make it a threesome. Sir What? And then I say, nah, I'm just kidding, and I reach for my pistol.

SPEAKER_04 15:15

No! We're not gonna do that. I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna grab your pistol and I'm gonna put that away. And I'm gonna I'm gonna walk over to the two horny fursuiters, and I'm gonna look at them. And I'm gonna take my flashlight out and shine it in both the little fursuit eyeballs. And I'm gonna look at them and say, get a room, freaks.

SPEAKER_05 15:36

I walk over kind of slowly behind you, like a pouting toddler, like Oh man. And I also get my flashlight out, but whatever eye you're shining your flashlight into of this the one person, I'm shining it in their their other eye, so they're just blinded by our flashlights.

SPEAKER_04 15:55

So as as the first suiters are being blinded by us, they of course scatter like little cockroaches and leave the public grave.

SPEAKER_05 16:07

I I chase one of them and I pounce on top of them, and I start trying humping them like, yeah? Yeah, how do you like it? It's awkward, isn't it? And then I get my handcuffs out. Aggravated assault. They aggravated assault my eyeballs.

SPEAKER_04 16:29

You're fucking stupid. Alright, I'm just gonna come and jump on you and start draw humping you. I turn around and go, ooh-woo.

SPEAKER_08 16:40

Hey, Adobe, stop! Whoa! Whoa!

SPEAKER_03 16:49

I proceed to look at the fourth guy. Well, he's probably he's probably out of here by now.

SPEAKER_05 16:56

Oh, he's gone. Uh I don't know if I have a follow-up. Uh I handcuff the shooter, but enjoy getting dry humped by you.

SPEAKER_08 17:08

Scene.

SPEAKER_04 17:10

Scene. And we end off happily ever after. We we we dry hump into the sunset.

SPEAKER_08 17:26

I'm crying. He aggressively assaulted my eyeballs. This is really funny.

SPEAKER_05 17:34

So, anyway, guys, we have a fan mail. Uh all right, so we're gonna take a break from the uh the scenarios real quick, and we did get a fan mail this week. You guys can send us a fan mail with the link down below or on YouTube, comments down below, and we'll be able to respond to any uh any messages you guys want, and you guys could be featured on the next episode. But anyway, for this week, Mari set in, and it reads, Hey guys, big fan of the podcast.

SPEAKER_04 17:57

I was just calling in on here to say I recently went to my first furricon, Golden State Vircon, earlier this month, and I had a great time. But I did feel a little left out because I am new to the fandom and I don't have a fursona. I would love to create one. So I just wanted to ask you any tips for being in the fandom, creating your persona, and then making friends and cut of fandom? Thank you so much, ciao. Thanks, Mari. Yes, we can answer some of your questions. So, like, starting off with making your own persona? I I wanna turn that into an episode. Um, so please, please stay tuned for the episode. It it it will be shortly after this one.

SPEAKER_05 18:35

As for uh as for beginning in the fandom or going to your first furry conventions, a good start because most people aren't gonna have a some kind of persona, or they're not gonna have a fursuit especially. Once you get a fursona, a badge is always a good place to start when going to a furry convention because it helps people address you and recognize you based off of the badge you have and the name. You can have your socials connected on there, just have the art piece on there.

SPEAKER_04 18:59

That's usually a good start just to help with getting yourself out there. I think a badge is a great starting point as well because it gives you it it is as you build your persona and you have like kind of created what you want like in your mind, like, and you get that on paper, and it helps people easily recognize you, and what you can do when you make your badge, and what Ryu has a lot of experience with, which I think he can attest to, is when it comes to my I mean I used to hear that crunch.

SPEAKER_05 19:28

What helps making friends in the fandom is going to panels. They're much smaller and they can be more akin to what you're interested in when you're at the first one and you can make connections from there. It can be really hard going to a common space or the main floor of a hotel and just spark up a conversation and make friends that way. Start a small conversation. Yeah, helps recognition, and that's a good way to start snowballing some of your connections from there. Spark is always a good method as well. Having park, matching with some people, just spark a conversation from there, that's a good way to snowball your friendships. Anyway, Mari, thank you so much again for writing in. Um like I said, stay tuned. Uh, we will have a creating your own firstona episode coming probably, I would say within the month. Is that comfortable say for you? Yeah. Yo, so we'll have one of those coming within the month. That'll just be easier to explain in its own episode type. It's kind of hard to explain in this quick section here. But anyway, thank you guys all so much for the fan mail. We appreciate you guys so so much. Thank you guys for all the engagement, all the support. Leave us a rating or a download, that always helps. Thank you, thank you, mlah mlah mla. Anyway, scenario three? Yes, sir, and you will be going first on this. Alright, you ready? Alright, I'm ready. Scenario three. We are on patrol in the con space. As we walk down a long hallway, we spot an individual wearing a fursuit that looks near identical to Ryu's fursona. This isn't a stolen fursuit, it's more like a copied version that was made by another maker. We don't know if the individual wearing the suit is aware that the fursona is already owned. They could have commissioned it themselves, or they could have bought it, bought it as an adopt, not knowing it was an already owned fursona. As we walk by them, what's next?

SPEAKER_04 20:58

Hmm. I'm gonna pause next to a guy, and I'm gonna I'm gonna say, hey, what's your fursona's name? And I'm gonna look at I'm gonna look at you and wait for the response.

SPEAKER_05 21:10

I'm gonna walk up next to you, and I'm not gonna respond, and I'm gonna wait for your response. I'm gonna create awkward silence.

SPEAKER_04 21:23

Um after taking look at the first suit, I noticed that there are many differences compared to my fursona. And I l look at Adobe and shrug my shoulders.

SPEAKER_05 21:46

I asked the suitor, I was like, hey, sorry to stop you. I I know my colleague here is just a little self conscious about his uh Salamander self, but I want to ask if you were part of the Salamander community or if you're if you're your own. Awesome dragon like you should be. And I wait for his response.

SPEAKER_04 22:03

The guy, the guy looks at, the guy looks at you and he's like, no, I'm totally in the salamander community because salamanders are fucking awesome. And I look at him and I fucking give him a big old hug and I kiss him on the lips and I say, thank you so much for agreeing with me. And we we run away into the sunshine forever.

SPEAKER_05 22:24

And then I hurry up and catch up to you guys and pin you to the ground for sexual assault.

SPEAKER_04 22:30

And I say, put your hands behind your back, put your hands behind your back. And then I pull out my taser and I tase you because I'm still security.

SPEAKER_03 22:48

And then we sit together and laugh into the sunset.

SPEAKER_04 22:53

And we laugh into the sunset.

SPEAKER_03 23:03

Episode scenario number four.

SPEAKER_05 23:09

Number four. Scenario number four. The elevator at the con broke down. This is the only elevator available, and we have a long line of fursuiters needing to get to their rooms. They become angry and annoyed and start yelling at us. Some start getting a bit physical with each other. What's next? Um as you and I are holding off the line for anyone to get into the elevator. I try to just yell at everyone and say, hey, we were told it'll be back online here soon. Can we just calm down, settle? I know you guys are hot. We'll have water being provided to you guys shortly. Thank you for waiting.

SPEAKER_04 23:43

I mean, you said that pretty well yourself. I don't think I have to say anything.

SPEAKER_05 23:46

No, you got it. Keep going. You got it.

SPEAKER_04 23:47

I don't think I have to say anything. You got it. Keep going. I think you nah.

SPEAKER_05 23:50

And then one of them shortened their first you, and now it becomes an issue.

SPEAKER_04 23:53

One of them sharp? Shart? Like sharded? Yes, like like Rue did on your arm. Oh my god. Somebody expressed their inoglands. Alright. All the canine furries step aside. And then I go around and I start sniffing. And I say, you. You stinky one. Leave.

SPEAKER_05 24:19

I walk up behind you and say, hey, aren't you segregating? Aren't you racially profiling? Species profiling. Should we shouldn't we be more careful with what we're doing here? Aren't we supposed to bring everyone?

SPEAKER_04 24:36

Well, no, it's a golden retriever furshooter. Of course they gotta get out.

SPEAKER_05 24:40

Maybe it was no, it was definitely him I could smell it too. He smells like fucking shit.

SPEAKER_08 24:49

Scene.

unknown 24:51

What the fuck? Okay.

SPEAKER_05 24:58

Alright, so scenario five. So you go next. Here's a scenario. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 25:06

I can't stop laughing.

SPEAKER_05 25:08

Is this one funny?

SPEAKER_03 25:09

I'm just laughing at everything else that happened.

SPEAKER_05 25:11

I feel like we're gonna have a lot of bits coming out of this. We are asked to stand guard in front of the dealer's den before it opens for the convention. A very long line is in front of us, and this is the first time the dealer's den is accessible accessible for this convention. For some reason, we are asked to hold off the line a bit longer while they get the artist booth set up. As we stand in front of the doors, the suitors and attendees start yelling at us to hurry up. One gentleman walks up and gets into our face and starts screaming. Ryu, what's next?

SPEAKER_04 25:40

I push this motherfucker out of the way and I pull my fucking pistol out and I start unloading into his face. I'm kidding! I'm kidding. That was a joke. It was a prank. I push the guy out of the way, and I'm like, hey, don't fucking get in my face.

SPEAKER_05 26:03

Back up. I walk in front of you and I put my arm out between both of you. Say, ladies, ladies, we'll all have our turn. Sir, please get back on the line. I push your hand out of the way and And ma'am, Miss Salamander, please stand down. What? It's madam to you. So sorry, madam, madam. Please, please settle down. Please settle down. As you were. We noticed that everyone's getting more rousy, and we haven't been given any information when the dealer's end is going to open up.

SPEAKER_08 26:33

I grabbed my pistol and started loading into the crib. C. C.

SPEAKER_03 26:46

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding.

SPEAKER_08 26:49

He's a prey.

SPEAKER_05 26:51

The gentleman that we had tried to get off of us is in the front of the line now, and now people are yelling at him that he skipped while he's still yelling at us, not paying attention to anyone now except us.

SPEAKER_04 27:03

Dude, just get in just get in the back of the line because you've already got out of line to come and yell at us. And now you want to inconvenience other people by cutting in the line whenever just go in the back of the line because it's going to open in like 10 minutes and everybody's going to single file in and you're going to be in there eventually. So just chill the fuck out and go back and wait the line. I pull out my pistol and unload it as a girl. And I pull out my pistol and unload as he walks away to go in line.

SPEAKER_05 27:33

No, just kidding. I'm just kidding. Um, it's a prank. I lean over to you and said, Officer Ryu, we don't actually have an estimate when they open up. I know. I'm just giving him a time frame. Okay, understood. Um I'm gonna go in the dealer's den and I'm going to secure the booths. Wink. And I walk into the dealer's den and leave you outside. Why?

SPEAKER_04 28:00

Because you're just going shopping inside. Can't hear you! I'm shopping! I mean I mean security. Hey, can I buy this t-shirt?

SPEAKER_05 28:11

Wow, what a cool t-shirt! Fifty dollars! I pull out my gun and start shooting artists.

SPEAKER_03 28:22

I come out with a blood-soaked t-shirt and say, let's skip into the sunset together.

SPEAKER_04 28:32

Let's go smoke a cigarette in the sunset together.

SPEAKER_03 28:35

And then we galloped away.

SPEAKER_04 28:37

Scene. And we shared a single cigarette.

SPEAKER_03 28:43

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 28:46

What is wrong with us? Why are we so evil?

SPEAKER_03 28:48

Because it's funny. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_05 28:55

Is it my turn or your turn next? My turn? It's my turn. Your turn.

SPEAKER_04 28:59

No, no. It is your turn.

SPEAKER_05 29:02

What did you do? Oh, you started firing into the crowd immediately. No. Well, last scene I mean. Oh yes. Alright. Scene seven. People begin to line up for the first super aid. However. However, what? A young lady in a wheelchair gets pushed out of the way and has a hard time.

SPEAKER_08 29:29

Look everyone! Point and laugh!

SPEAKER_04 29:36

And the whole crowd starts pointing and laughing.

SPEAKER_03 29:43

I don't know if you should keep that part in, but it was kind of funny.

SPEAKER_08 29:48

I can't fight.

SPEAKER_05 29:53

People begin to line up for the first superade.

SPEAKER_08 29:56

However, a young lady. This isn't funny. This isn't funny at all.

SPEAKER_04 30:06

This is pretty fucking funny.

SPEAKER_08 30:08

A young lady in a wheelchair gets pushed out. I kept crying. I literally have tears running down my face. I can't see my screen. However, a young, beautiful lady.

SPEAKER_01 30:30

So beautiful.

SPEAKER_05 30:32

In a wheelchair, gets pushed out of the way and has a hard time getting a good view slash seat. None of her friends are around to assist her, so she asks us for help. What's next?

SPEAKER_08 30:48

I pull out my gun and I say.

SPEAKER_03 31:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 31:09

I get her name. Her name is Barbara. I asked Barbara, where are your friends at? Where where are Barbara's friends at? Uh she res okay, yeah, I guess I should give you more context.

SPEAKER_09 31:25

She responds with I don't know, they all lined up. They I think they went towards the front of the line, and I don't know where to go.

SPEAKER_05 31:31

I don't know where to go. I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 31:42

She responds to me with I don't know, they kind of just left me in the rush to get to the furszy parade seat. And I don't know how to get to a good spot. Officer Ryu. You sexy son of a bitch. Please help me.

SPEAKER_05 31:57

She ignores me and looks at you. That sucks. I don't I look at you with a scowl and push you gently out of the way and say, ma'am, let me see if I can help you get a seat. And I start pushing her off to a far side to try to help her get a front row seat. Good for you. You stand there.

SPEAKER_03 32:24

And then I start shooting you. And then we gallop into the sunset together. But I just shot you.

SPEAKER_04 32:35

She gets left behind. She gets up and gets your gun and starts shooting me.

SPEAKER_05 32:49

I don't know if anyone else is gonna find this episode as funny as we do. It's just the hardest I've laughed in a minute.

SPEAKER_04 32:59

Oh. Do you ever laugh so hard you sweat? Yes, I'm I need to take a shower. Alright.

SPEAKER_05 33:07

Oh god. Is that scene, or should we reject a little bit?

SPEAKER_04 33:11

Nobody's ever gonna make us con security.

SPEAKER_05 33:14

Nope, but maybe with this next and last scene, we can set up to where we are proof that we are good guys. Okay. Now, Ryu, I want to challenge ourselves. We're gonna try to make this one go on for as long as possible until we just can't come up with anything anymore. Alright? Okay. We'll send this off this last one off with a hoorah. Hoorah. I also need a breather. Holy fuck, feel like the throw-up. Alright. You're gonna first. You ready? Alright. I'm ready. We're walking outside of the convention space. Off on the sidewalk, we see a stumbling fur seater. It's hard to tell if he's being silly, struggling for god!

SPEAKER_04 33:55

Adobe, take that and fucking play it again! But slow it down. Alright, no, but no, play it in reverse. Alright, play it one more time, but really, really slow. Alright, try again.

SPEAKER_03 34:28

Shit. And then we gallop into the sunset.

SPEAKER_05 34:38

We're walking outside the convention space. Off on the sidewalk, we see a stumbling fursuiter. It's hard to tell if he's being silly, struggling from heat intoxication, or struggling from heat exhaustion or intoxicating.

SPEAKER_08 34:56

I said, What's so funny about heat exhaustion? I mixed up exhaustion with intoxication. So he said struggling with heat intoxication.

SPEAKER_05 35:06

Didn't even realize you said that. He photosynthesized too hard. It's what is it, an ivy sore? No, it's a bulbasaur. It's hard to tell if he's being silly, struggling from heat exhaustion or intoxication. As we pay close as we pay close attention, he then proceeds to fall face first onto the cement. What's next?

SPEAKER_04 35:31

I'm gonna run up to him and I'm gonna help him up, and I'm gonna be like, hey, dude, you okay?

SPEAKER_05 35:35

I'm gonna help grab the other arm next to you. We're gonna prop him up. And we realize all he says is and I say, Officer Ryu, how do we assess the situation?

SPEAKER_04 35:49

Well, take his fucking fursuit head off. I grab the gun out of my pocket.

SPEAKER_08 35:55

I gr- out of your pocket!

SPEAKER_05 35:58

Out of my holster. And I shoot bullet holes in the back of his neck, but not at him, just in the sides of the fabric to rip off the head. What? I gotta open it up from the back, you know, so you know, so it can come off properly. No. I take scissors and I cut the back of the head so we can pop it off.

SPEAKER_04 36:17

Because we can't just lift it up normally. Well, what if he Well, cause that's that's actually a good idea because what if he has a neck injury?

SPEAKER_03 36:24

Exactly. Probably from the bullets. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:28

Yeah. Um, I'm gonna look at you and I'm gonna look at you like you're stupid as fuck. And I'm gonna get some water. I'm gonna go get some water for this guy.

SPEAKER_05 36:43

I stand up with him on my other shoulder as Ryu!

SPEAKER_08 36:47

He's really heavy!

SPEAKER_05 36:50

Just sit him down!

SPEAKER_08 36:51

Yelp!

SPEAKER_05 36:54

You sat him down? Yeah. Oh, I fall when you sit him down. I'm like, oh god, bring me water too.

SPEAKER_01 37:02

No, you don't get any, you get some later.

SPEAKER_05 37:05

I pull out my gun.

SPEAKER_04 37:07

I pull out my gun. Start shooting into the crowd. And I pull out my gun and I start screaming, he has a gun! And I start shooting in the crowd as well. And then I keep shooting because I go, he also has a gun!

SPEAKER_05 37:23

Uh no. When you set when you set the first shooter down, I sit next to him and address situation. It seems like he is struggling from heat exhaustion, but he is also intoxicated. I just can't tell from what substance. I believe he's crossed between alcohol and weed. I radio to you, I radio to you on our little walkies, because we're so cool with walkies, I say, and I relay this information to you. Make the sound.

SPEAKER_06 37:56

Officer Ryu. Uh Officer Ryu. Uh he definitely needs some water, but I believe he's also crossed.

SPEAKER_07 38:21

Love you. He's cross his best friend. Over.

SPEAKER_01 38:30

And I come back over the radio and I go, huh?

SPEAKER_05 38:37

I go, what are you making those noses for? I go, I call back onto the radio.

SPEAKER_07 38:42

I need you to say over whatever you're finished talking. Over. Okay, over.

SPEAKER_03 38:53

I radio back over the walkie-talkie.

SPEAKER_07 38:56

I don't think you turned on your walkie-talkie. I think you're just yelling from down the street. Over.

SPEAKER_04 39:07

I almost threw up. No, it's me trying to throw up. Hang on. Cashew.

SPEAKER_03 39:16

This is just so fucking funny, dude. I don't know if anyone else is gonna find this funny like we do. You might have to bleep a lot of this. Yeah, but that's what makes it funny. I don't know if something makes it.

SPEAKER_05 39:27

No, come on, I'm keeping that shit in. That's half the episode right there. That is half the episode. It's just like a comedy skit, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 39:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:39

Alright, continue.

SPEAKER_04 39:40

It's not a real gun, it's just like a airsoft gun. No. I got a real gun. I don't know what you're talking about. I got a real gun too. Alright, go ahead. So I come back with the water and I uh let the guy drink some and ask him for his ID.

SPEAKER_05 40:00

Officer Ryu, I I've been examining his eyes while we're sitting here, and they seem to be dilating in and out, in and out. I think that means cross, but I'm not entirely sure what that implies. What else should we get him?

SPEAKER_04 40:12

Over as you're sitting next to me?

SPEAKER_03 40:22

There's so much spit.

SPEAKER_04 40:26

I wipe the spit off of my f of my snout and I look at you and I put my finger in your ear and I start wiggling around. And then and then I take the guy's ID and I look at it and I say, Can you tell me your name?

SPEAKER_01 40:46

You play the guy.

SPEAKER_08 40:52

My name laugh like that.

SPEAKER_05 41:07

My name? Wait, hold on. Officer Reed, he doesn't seem to be responding very well.

SPEAKER_04 41:16

You sound like you're choking on Spain.

SPEAKER_05 41:18

I think his name is Barbara. Barbara. Barbara you moan that into his ear while he's intoxicated.

SPEAKER_04 41:26

Barbara. Barbara. Barbara. I'm trying to do a Donald Trump impression. Barbara. Barbara. Frankly, Barbara. Frankly, uh, Barbara just I can't do it, dude. I think yours sounds a little better than mine.

SPEAKER_05 41:45

A little bit.

SPEAKER_04 41:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:47

Anyway, continue.

SPEAKER_05 41:49

Um. I look at you weirdly while you whisper Barbara into his face. I slap him in the face and I tell him to wake up. Oh! He gasps greatly. And we both look at him and go, You feel better, son?

SPEAKER_01 42:03

You feel better, son?

SPEAKER_05 42:05

We get real southern real quick.

SPEAKER_01 42:11

You've been sitting there. What substances have you been taking today, sir? You're under the influence of something, son. What you smoking on? He looks at us and goes. Methamphetamine.

SPEAKER_04 42:25

I pull out my pistol. I also pull out my pistol. Is it the same cheetah from the from before? It's up to you. And then I realize it's the same cheetah guy from before. And I've been blinded and I've been put under a spell.

SPEAKER_05 42:38

And then I start dry humping him. No, wait, wrong.

SPEAKER_04 42:42

And then I realized I've been put under a spell by him to make him think, to make me think that I that that that that he wasn't the cheetah. And whenever the spell ended, he I've realized that he was the cheetah. And he got away. And um I take out my pistol, I smack him in the head with it, and I handcuff him.

SPEAKER_06 43:04

Thank you guys so much for watching the Widow Infer Podcast. Uh thank you guys all for I mean over.

SPEAKER_05 43:10

Thank you guys all for tuning into the What We Infer Podcast. That was a fun episode. I I I I would like to revisit this at some point. I think this is very fun. Absolutely. Yes, please. I didn't really know where this game would go, to be completely honest with you, but I'm not supposed to know where it went. That was really, really fun. Ryu, where can they find us?

SPEAKER_04 43:31

They can find us at LudweInfur on Twitch. You can find me at RyuDirk on Twitch Plash. You can also find this guy. Like it all.

SPEAKER_05 43:47

I mean they can at least.

SPEAKER_04 43:51

Adobe the Retriever. Adobe the Retriever.

SPEAKER_05 44:00

Support lately. We do have Fan Miller, as we mentioned earlier. Mari, thank you again so much for tuning in. And beat, stay tuned for the how to create your own persona episode.

SPEAKER_03 44:07

I'm sure that won't be raunchy or casu.

SPEAKER_05 44:14

Cashew. But anyway, thank you guys all again. Um, I have anxiety right now.

SPEAKER_04 44:22

Thanks everybody for tuning in to this episode. Um, if you'd like to see more of this game style that I think we created, or not created, uh, came up with today, um, definitely let us know because I definitely want to do more of this. So I'm a dumb dog.

SPEAKER_05 44:39

I'm a dumb dirk. I'll see you guys in the next one. Bye.

SPEAKER_04 44:43

Bye. And then I pull up my pistol, and then we gallop into the sunset! And we got I pull up my pistol and we gallop into sunset together.