What Are We In Fur?

Would You Rather: Furry Edition

What Are We In Fur? Episode 27

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The goobers revisit a previous episode, but it has a furry twist! Plus Ryuu is a bit crazy this episode...

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SPEAKER_04

Alright. Yeah. No, I'm great. Are you so super ready?

SPEAKER_07

Uber uber super ready.

SPEAKER_04

Where to find white bass? Be a fishing mentor for no bass.

SPEAKER_07

Only my ass. Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the Wonder Infru podcast. I'm Adobe. This is our podcast where we talk about anything related to the furry fandom. My buddy Ryu and I take current issues and topics each episode. Sometimes it's entirely about the fandom or just not enough about it, really. Um speaking of Ryu. My beloved salamander friend. How are you today? How are you doing? How are you? Hey, I'm I'm good.

SPEAKER_04

I'm good, man. Um I have some I have some updates. Updates. I like updates. I have some life updates. So you know how I started at that new job, that new that new animal clinic, right? Yeah. With the acupuncture and the the the rehab and like the calmness and the all of the qi was aligning, the yin was yanging. Uh huh. They transferred me to their general practice clinic that also practices eastern medicine. And I get to do dentals again. I'm doing one tomorrow. And I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_07

Is this sarcasm? No. Oh, wait, you're actually excited. Okay, I thought this was like a sarcastic thing like this.

SPEAKER_04

No, I'm actually really I'm super excited. I'm super excited to be able to do general practice again. It's been kind of a slow start, but uh the week's been kind of meh, so Well good for you.

SPEAKER_07

Drop going well. I'm proud, I'm happy. You deserve it. What else is new in your neck of the woods? Um, I'm not going to Anthrocon.

SPEAKER_04

I'm so sorry, everyone.

SPEAKER_07

I already knew this, so I'm happy he didn't drop the bombshell.

SPEAKER_04

I'm very, very, very sorry, but I will not be able to make it to Anthrocon this year due to my wedding expenses and moving expenses after my wedding. We're just not gonna have the the money the m the funds and the the time to really make it.

SPEAKER_07

So I think that's perfectly reasonable though, let's be fair. Wedding's pretty important.

SPEAKER_04

There's always next year though.

SPEAKER_07

Always next year.

SPEAKER_04

And my neighbors will be there next year because they want to come with.

SPEAKER_07

And their con's gonna be weird this year without you. We've gone for four years straight now. Like it's gonna feel like a different con. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I know.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna have some have so much FOMO.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I don't cost uh we're not gonna have two cars parked anymore in the in the garage drinking with Eric. I mean, we don't drink in the garage. What? Uh no, we're hanging out.

SPEAKER_04

Remember that one time that remember that one time that they busted our little party that we were having? Yes, and I had like a panic attack.

SPEAKER_07

You had a panic attack? Uh borderline. You're like, oh my god, they're gonna call the cops.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, we're gonna get arrested. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. No, dude, we're fine. We were fine. We were okay, but it's gonna be weird, it's gonna be different. Um I gotta find a new way to enjoy the con. I mean, I got like I said, I got some people I get to hang. I get I get people I I I I got people I can hang out with. It's just you were my main man. My main man ain't there. So I know really weird. Maybe I'll drink less.

SPEAKER_04

Perchance.

SPEAKER_07

Maybe I'll drink less. Maybe that's the bright side.

SPEAKER_04

Well I'll try to I'll try to get some some business cards made still so you can.

SPEAKER_07

That's the goal. I wanna hand out I wanna I wanna put business cards around the table, maybe put some stickers with it. Yes, sir. And I'll get some mailed out to you.

SPEAKER_00

Hell uh Yeah. Oops, excuse me.

SPEAKER_07

Wait. You have noise. Turn off noise suppression in Discord. I can't hear your shit. Turn off. Turn off right now. I can't turn it off.

SPEAKER_04

Let me turn it off. It's blocked. Why? It's like dimmed out. It won't let me uh click. I'm glad you asked, buddy. So, you know how we did that would you rather? But it wasn't really furry themed.

SPEAKER_07

Yes, I do remember. I think I harped on you about it as a joke.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, you did. I have come up with 40 furry themed would you rather questions.

SPEAKER_07

Fuck yeah. It's furry related. I'm so ready.

SPEAKER_04

We might not be able to get through them all. They might be kind of quirky. So don't judge me.

SPEAKER_07

I'm not gonna judge. I'm ready. I'm I'm I'm I'm excited because we could talk about furry-related things. Finally.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_07

No, I'm just kidding. We always do furry-related stuff, right? Always. Always, totally always.

SPEAKER_04

I I like I like spicing it up a little bit and kind of going a little on the broader section of that.

SPEAKER_05

Why is it spicy? Why is it spicy?

SPEAKER_07

I like when you make it spicy. I like when you add your own flair. Your flamboyant flair, as they say.

SPEAKER_04

My flamboyant flair. Mm-hmm. Your flamboyant flair. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

As I sip on my drink. What, your caramel upside down macchiato bullshit? Nope, it's uh Mountain Dew Baja Blast uh with alcohol in it. Ah, so it's hard. It's got a boner? It's got a boner. Fuck yeah. Are you ready to get started? I'm so ready. My boner is throbbing. That's it? So is mine. It doesn't even have like a comedic like relation to what we're doing. Comedic boner? Yeah, I got a comedy boner right now. I don't know what that means, but we'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I don't know. Anyways, number one! Would you rather live permanently as your persona or keep them forever as part of your imagination? Uh okay. I would choose to be my first owner.

SPEAKER_07

I want to be, but then the reality sets in of the world we live in now, and I wouldn't be able to work unless it's like we're from home. And I mean I wouldn't ever have to worry about like exercising, but a lot would change, and I think cops would look at me and be like, Oh, you're different. Let's put you in handcuffs, you know? So you're just a dog. What's that? What the dog doing? Um what the dog doing? I really would love to live as my fursona, so I'm gonna say that one, but I just don't think it'd make in a perfect world. Let's just say in a perfect world. If it was perfect world, 100% I'd be my fursona, but I would be Dobes. I'd be my other fersona, not the one that's on the podcast.

SPEAKER_04

Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Hell yeah. I like that. Why would you be your fursona? Why don't you tell me?

SPEAKER_04

Why would I be my fursona? I think if I was my fursona, I could have a big tail to smack people with, and big feet to stomp around with, and I can breathe fire, and I have horns on my head, and I can poke people with them. And would you still be short?

SPEAKER_07

How's tall? How tall is your fursona?

SPEAKER_04

Um I don't think I ever gave him like a height. I mean, he's just kind of based off of me personally. Yeah, he's still short. Okay. He's still he's think of him the same height as me.

SPEAKER_07

So you and fursuit is what I imagine. I just wasn't sure if that was what your fur.

SPEAKER_04

Well, yeah, I mean that's that's kind of what I'm going for. I'm trying to go for I'm trying to, you know. Okay, just curious. Play into my persona a little bit by uh expressing my height expressing myself because I'm short.

SPEAKER_07

You're so tall. You're not short. You're not short. You're so tall and strong. So slender.

SPEAKER_02

We got a fan mail!

SPEAKER_07

We did. If any anyone who doesn't know, we have a fan mail link down below. What we like to do is if we get a fan mail, we like to read the fan mail out, whether it's something that we're shouting out or it's something that someone sends us. Ryu? Would you like to take it away? I don't have it pulled up yet, actually.

SPEAKER_04

So greetings, closet fox Adobe, and so big and tall Ryu. It is I, once again, the Fox, who apparently has now reached funk status, the current world record holder for the Dark Cloud 2 80% emulator speedrun, who has without a doubt one of the finest beards in the furry community Aeon. I uh if I did my calculations correctly, this week marks to be this Fuck. This week mark this I can't I don't have my glasses on. This week marks the lovely time of the year where in southern Ontario progresses from our very brief season of full spring into the second winter season. Meaningful, Fernal Equinox 2026 in Toronto, Ontario is right around the corner. As a first-time attendee to my home convention, I have a very topical question. What is some general advice you would give to first-time congoers and how best to enjoy their first very convention experience? I shall be keeping myself nice and warm, keeping my finger firmly on the shutter button to capture the final moments of Effie at its current video. Much love to the two of you.

SPEAKER_07

Thanks for reading it in, we appreciate yourself.

SPEAKER_04

First con first time first con. Oh my god. Yeah, but I mean once you kind of I would say go ready, ready, ready to go in line, check out space understanding layout of the building itself.

SPEAKER_07

It's a first time on go where, like Ray mentioned, I would say a priority is to get acquainted with your surroundings first before just diving into wherever you want to go right off the bat. Um, my my biggest suggestion is get a rough layout of a schedule you'd like to look at throughout the day, of certain events you want to try to attend, certain groups you want to go to, but let yourself have the leeway. If you miss, if you missed an event, if you missed uh what do they call it, a panel, if you m if you know, if you don't make it to the dealer's den directly on time, that's okay. If you if you like the commons enough, you'll come back and you'll be able to attend something like that all over again. Take your time, give yourself a rough schedule so you're not just sitting in limbo not sure what to do. Have something you want to do, look get things ready, but just have fun. Um you wanna make sure you have things you're looking forward to while also giving yourself room to break.

SPEAKER_04

You make it what you want.

SPEAKER_07

There's no right way to go about a comment whatever that's freaking hell yeah. Anyway, thank you guys, thank you A gonna again for writing in again. If anyone wants to write in, wants to be featured on a feature fan segment. We have a link down below. Uh if you're on YouTube, you have to write in a comment. That's okay. If you guys just want to write it in, ask us a question. If you guys are more than welcome to do that, just click A on did thank you again. But if you guys have anything you'd like to share, whether it's first room making, commissions are open, a game you're making, literally anything that's fruit related. If you'd like to share that, let us know. Send us the link of what social media you'd like us to share. We'll put that down in the description down below as well. Nonetheless.

SPEAKER_04

Thank you guys for tuning in the fan statement. Um what? Um back to the would you rather questions.

SPEAKER_07

I'm so ready. My my my comedy boner has gone to an anticipation boner.

SPEAKER_04

Mine's just soft now. Flaccid. Just like just like what?

SPEAKER_05

Just like what? They're so tall. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07

I'm not gonna say. Alright. I I hereby make a promise to you, my good sir, for the rest of this episode. I will not slander you in any way.

SPEAKER_04

Salamander, no more salamander slander for the rest of this episode.

SPEAKER_07

No slander, none at all. Zilch. Zilch? Nada? I'm giving you opportunities to not feel good.

SPEAKER_02

Number two.

SPEAKER_07

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_02

We're on number two. We've been we've been bullshitting for almost 20 minutes. Well, they don't know that I probably cut a lot.

SPEAKER_04

And then I decided to do the fan mail after qu after question one. Question five. Number two. Would you rather everyone understand exactly why your fursoda represents you, or nobody ever fully understands it but still respects it?

SPEAKER_07

Probably that one, because I don't know, I don't need everyone to understand.

SPEAKER_04

I don't need everybody to understand me.

SPEAKER_07

You know, that's my business.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I got a lot going on, and I don't think a lot of people really want to know what's going on in my head.

SPEAKER_07

High five.

SPEAKER_04

High five.

SPEAKER_07

High five to that.

SPEAKER_04

A big smooch to that.

SPEAKER_07

That gets three smooches. What the fuck? You know, you know the boom meme.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. That gets five booms. Boom! Five big booms.

SPEAKER_04

Number three.

SPEAKER_07

That smells so good.

SPEAKER_04

Would you rather your fursona evolve with you over time or stay exactly the same forever as a snapshot of who you once were?

SPEAKER_07

That's kind of what I almost did because I made a new fursona to more align with where I'm at now. So I'd rather my I would rather my Sona grow with me rather than being a snapshot. Same. Although I made a new fursona, but I can't really change Adobe's color palette.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god, you know what I was thinking, bro? Huh? I've been thinking about this for like a few months lately.

SPEAKER_07

I love when you think. I love it.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, think about it. So at my funeral, at my funeral, right?

SPEAKER_07

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_04

Like one like at my at my funeral, at my celebration of my life, I think I want to put convention photos of us in fur of us in fursuits to surprise people and be like That would be a shocker. I feel like that would be so funny.

SPEAKER_07

I'd cry my fucking eyes out, but that would be great. I need to tell Amelda. You're not gonna die soon. Relax.

SPEAKER_04

You're getting married. You gotta wait a little bit. You mean it's my funeral? I'm kidding. Amelda, I love you. Did she listen to the podcast? Not well, she's not on this episode yet, so I love you, Amelda. Oh shit. Number four. Would you rather be remembered for your fursona or be remembered for the person behind it?

SPEAKER_07

Persona. I'm not delving into that any more than what I've already answered, but I'd like to be known for my persona.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Same.

SPEAKER_02

Next question.

SPEAKER_04

Number five. Would you rather have a persona that represents your true self or one that represents what you wish you could be? I would say represents my true self, because that's how I already am.

SPEAKER_07

Didn't we already answer that?

SPEAKER_04

We did? This is a different question.

SPEAKER_07

Well, well, the one question was do you would you want your persona to be a snapshot of you or for it to grow with you? What's the question you just read?

SPEAKER_04

No, this is would it want like would you want a persona that represents yourself or one that represents what you wish you could be? Oh like for me, my persona is a dragon that is a veterinary technician, but somebody else could have an otter persona that wants to be an that's an astronaut, you know.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my my gears aren't turning. I understand now.

SPEAKER_04

You get it? You get it?

SPEAKER_06

They're fired up, they're running, they're moved up. I would like for you to repeat the question.

SPEAKER_04

You fucking bitch. Would you rather have a fersona that represents your true self or have a persona that shut the fuck up? Have a persona that represents who you could be. Who you wish you could be.

SPEAKER_07

I like my new fursona a lot, so unfortunately I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one just because I because that the the first question that I can definitely reword properly um would just be Dobes, the new Sona that I made. So I think therefore I think I would just rather him. Because I don't really have anything I strive to be to have a fursona be that. Right. I strive to be wealthy, not rich, but just money, a little um a dream job, I don't really know what that would be. So I the sona that represents me right now, that's what I would like. Number one, Uno. First Yup. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Number six. Would you rather lose the ability to create a new persona idea or lose all access to all of your art of your current persona?

SPEAKER_07

Lose the ability to make a new fursona, lose all the art of your current persona.

SPEAKER_04

Which I know you technically have two now.

SPEAKER_07

Wouldn't you Okay, I guess it's requiring me to think. That's my problem. I have to think. I had a I had a long day. Did you drink a Celsius? No, I did not. I have a I had a caffeine pouch in my mouth right now. I would like to not lose any of my current Sona art.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so you never so so you would choose to never create a new fursona?

SPEAKER_07

I'm not a big new fursona person. I like I mean, like I said, I did make dopes a little bit ago, but I mean he's already made, so then therefore I'm satisfied.

SPEAKER_03

My guy, how about you? High five.

SPEAKER_04

I think I would I would rather lose the ability to create a new fursona. Because I really have no interest in creating a new fersona. I did create a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_07

But then you would lose all your but then you would lose all the art for your current fursona.

SPEAKER_04

No. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't I don't want to lose all my art. That's what I'm trying to say.

SPEAKER_06

But okay. I understand.

SPEAKER_04

Are you are you confused?

SPEAKER_02

No. Number seven.

SPEAKER_04

Would you rather design one perfect persona that everyone loves or create dozens of experimental characters that only a few people understand?

SPEAKER_07

A lot of people actually do that. But I'm a one sona kind of guy.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, same.

SPEAKER_07

So I'd go with the first one.

SPEAKER_04

I'd go with the first one as well.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. I'm not but I I know people like having a lot of different characters and stuff that have very unique personalities, and I respect that.

SPEAKER_03

Not my thing, but I respect that. I respect that. I respect you.

SPEAKER_04

Number eight. Would you rather have incredible artistic skills or would you rather have limited I'm sorry, limitless imagination for character ideas? I would say uh artistic skills because I don't have any artistic skills.

SPEAKER_07

Mine aren't good, but I'd like better artistic skills.

SPEAKER_04

I think yours are great.

SPEAKER_07

They're not. But thank you. But no.

SPEAKER_04

I think they're good.

SPEAKER_07

I'd like mine to be better.

SPEAKER_04

Better.

SPEAKER_07

And again, I don't want to create more personas.

SPEAKER_04

Perfect practice makes perfect, my friend.

SPEAKER_07

If you strive for perfect, you're gonna be met with imperfections.

SPEAKER_04

Well, yes, but perfect practice.

SPEAKER_07

And only imperfections. Perfect.

SPEAKER_04

There's perfect practice. You can't practice perfectly. You can practice as perfectly as you can.

SPEAKER_07

Perfect is losing the meaning the more we say it. It doesn't sound right anymore. It's too perfect.

SPEAKER_04

Number nine! Would you rather have your persona become a cultural icon or remain deeply personal and known only to a few friends? Hmm.

SPEAKER_07

Oh I low-key kind of want to be a cultural icon. I think it'd be cool to be icon, but I don't sh I I I think I'd answer the same with you, but I don't strive it to be that way. I think it'd just be cool. Yeah. I don't need it to be that way, but I think I don't need the option.

SPEAKER_04

It'd be pretty sick.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. I've been personal long enough.

SPEAKER_04

Let me be in the spotlight. Let's be in the spotlight together. We are in the spotlight, my friend. Well, this is our this is our podcast. Oh yeah. And we have our lovely listeners.

SPEAKER_00

It's a what is happening?

SPEAKER_04

Are you okay? Number ten! Would you rather see your persona brought to life perfectly in animation or experience being them yourself for a day?

SPEAKER_07

Animation.

SPEAKER_04

Animation would be sick.

SPEAKER_07

I had Adobe animated for a very short bit as a old YouTube intro. And even that. I remember that. Even as short and small that as that was, that was cool.

SPEAKER_04

So seeing in like let's say like a 15-minute episode where he was where where he was where he was jumping up and grabbing the uh the little curtain thingy.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that was cool.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I think that'd be cool seeing like if I had like a like a a good animated show or something, or just like a casual life thing for like 15 minutes of of my persona.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, that'd be cool.

SPEAKER_07

I think the day thing would be really cool, but what am I gonna do? Stroke myself the whole time? Like uh you fucking freak.

SPEAKER_04

Number 11. Would you rather have a small, close, furry friend group or be well known across the entire family? I want to I want a close I want a close friend group.

SPEAKER_07

Close friend group.

SPEAKER_04

It can be a big friend group, but close.

SPEAKER_07

I would like a yeah, I would like a close friend group.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I don't really want to be a poppy fur.

SPEAKER_00

I don't I don't need to be one.

SPEAKER_04

I don't need to be one either.

SPEAKER_07

I don't care to be known, but I also don't want to be popular, if that makes sense. Right. I don't care if I'm known. It doesn't bother me if for a magical event makes that happen, but I I don't I'm okay. I don't need that to happen by choice.

SPEAKER_00

My tummy's making not good tummy noises.

SPEAKER_05

Do you have to poop?

SPEAKER_07

No, it's just like it's really loud. Like I don't I don't think my mic's picking it up, but no, honestly. Well yes, but I just devoured crackers. Oh, go eat, bro. We'll take a little break. We'll take a little break. I'll re- I'll remake the I don't have time to eat. I I it went anyway, moving on.

SPEAKER_04

What number were we on? Oh, um I don't know. Number 12. I really have to pee. Number 12! Would you rather help shape the future of the furry fandom or simply enjoy being part of it without responsibility? I think I would like to help shape the future of it.

SPEAKER_07

Me too. Yeah. I don't mind taking on responsibility.

SPEAKER_04

Initiative.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. I'm I'm used to it. I like to, honestly, because I don't mind it.

SPEAKER_04

Nice. Nice, nice, nice, nice.

SPEAKER_07

Anyway, uh uh.

SPEAKER_04

Number. What?

SPEAKER_07

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04

No, what were you gonna say?

SPEAKER_07

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

Can I go pee real quick? And you speak sweet nothings to the listeners. I'll speak wonderfully. I have everything.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Go piss horsey.

SPEAKER_04

I almost spit on the microphone. Talk too on that thing. I just really want to spit on you right now.

SPEAKER_07

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SPEAKER_00

Um do do.

SPEAKER_07

Hi. Hey.

SPEAKER_04

What did I miss?

SPEAKER_07

Nothing. I pretty much didn't say much at all.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_07

I'm ready. I'm ready.

SPEAKER_04

I'm ready. I'm ready. Would you rather attend conventions every year or maintain a lifelong online friendship within the fandom? I would rather attend a convention every year. Technically, I'm convin I'm I'm still gonna be attending the convention this year. I'm gonna go to TFF this year for a few days.

SPEAKER_00

I'd pick lifelong friendship.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, no, I mean, no, no, no, because no, because you're my lifelong. You're my b you're my buddy.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but like it's implied. It's implied that you're there.

SPEAKER_04

It's implied that you're there because I love you. It's either or you don't get both. I don't give a fuck. I make up the fucking rules, you little bitch.

SPEAKER_07

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's a hard choice, in my opinion. That's a hard choice. My opinion. Personally. Uh okay, okay. But since I don't have that friend to have that lifelong friendship with in the 10th, I would also pick cons every year. I think cons are a great thing to go to. And you know you can always make new friends, you know?

SPEAKER_04

But I'm scared of people.

SPEAKER_07

Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04

We're fine.

SPEAKER_07

I'm so fine.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, you are.

SPEAKER_07

People are gonna think we're actually dating. We both have girlfriends.

SPEAKER_04

I have a fiance. Ah, how nice. My dragoness fiance.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I think I must get myself one of those. Oh, how much was yours?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, how much was yours? Mmm. Is she for sale? Only for the red price. Bad bit! Bad bit!

SPEAKER_04

Very bad bit. Bad bit! Very bad bit. Don't put that in. Okay, number number 14.

SPEAKER_02

I might put that in.

SPEAKER_04

Would you rather be known as a mim as a mentor in the fandom or be remembered as someone who brought joy and humor to it?

SPEAKER_07

That one. That one. That one already.

SPEAKER_04

Joy and humor for sure.

SPEAKER_07

I mean, we try to do that already.

SPEAKER_04

We be bringing joy and shit.

SPEAKER_07

But it's okay. We're not lifelong best friends, apparently.

SPEAKER_04

Technically, we're not yet. But we we will be at a certain point, you know?

SPEAKER_07

Why do you gotta put stop putting your finger in my wounds? They already hurt.

SPEAKER_04

I'm putting them in there and I'm dinging around and um I need alcohol. I already finished my drink.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, good. Good boy.

SPEAKER_04

Oh good boy.

SPEAKER_07

No, you're bad fucking boy.

SPEAKER_04

I'm not call- Ooh.

SPEAKER_02

Next question!

SPEAKER_04

Ooh. Where were we? Number 15. Would you rather protect the fandom from outside criticism or change it internally for the better? Change it internally for the better.

SPEAKER_07

Change what internally?

SPEAKER_04

The furry fandom.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, I thought I meant the criticism. Yeah, I'd pick that one. Outside criticism isn't necessarily a bad thing. I mean, everything and everyone and every anything gets criticism.

SPEAKER_01

I think holy fucking shit!

SPEAKER_07

Did your demons come out? You're no longer depressed anymore, are you? I don't think so. God damn. Is it the seven circles of hell? Is that what it is? They all I'm gonna do.

SPEAKER_06

I think I just unlocked the tenth. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07

Um criticism good. I'd pick second option so we could change anything in the fandom that should get changed, but right, right.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, not now we'll switch it up to like identity versus reality. Would you rather live one entire year entirely as your persona in the real world, or have your persona exist alongside you as a separate being?

SPEAKER_01

Ooh, that's a tough one.

SPEAKER_07

Separate being because that sounds permanent. Separate being. Separate being would be sick. I would do separate being. That sounds cool. You'd be my homie for real. Yeah, that'd be cool. Be my actual ride or die. You know, my lifelong furry best friend that I could actually have. Oh, yeah, yeah, whatever. Yeah, yeah. That'd be cool.

SPEAKER_04

I'd really like our first our act if that was the case, if that was the case, it would be me and you and our personas together forever. Together forever.

SPEAKER_07

Oh you didn't seem like you wanted to be too. What do you mean I didn't seem like I'm gonna win again?

SPEAKER_01

Together forever.

SPEAKER_07

You sound like you're about to you're warming up for a screamo band.

SPEAKER_05

I can't I can't scream like that.

SPEAKER_07

Adobe MP3 it's that one. I have a lot of weird things that you said that I've kept I keep the best Ryu moments in in the episodes. I just want everyone to know.

SPEAKER_04

You have a folder of the best Ryu moments?

SPEAKER_07

I mean you wouldn't think so. I think so. I wanna know. Just rewatch the episodes, you'll see them. I kept all of them in. What are you doing? Stop! Stop doing that! I'm gonna start making you pay me to edit. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_04

I almost threw up. Excuse me.

SPEAKER_01

Number 17. What did what happened?

SPEAKER_04

Shut the fuck up. What happened? Oh my god, I'm about to muzzle you. What happened?

SPEAKER_02

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_01

Don't put off in the mic!

SPEAKER_04

Why was there an airborne? Number 17. Would you rather lose your fursona forever or never be able to change them again? Never be able to change them again.

SPEAKER_07

Never be able to change them again. That's an easy one.

SPEAKER_04

Number 18. Would you rather people see your fersona when they look at you online or they always see the real you behind the character? My persona! My persona. Fersona. Persona.

SPEAKER_07

This tells us about the thing.

SPEAKER_04

Persona, persona, persona, persona. Huh? This episode tells a lot about us. Y'all are getting real personal with us. We are getting a little personal. Next question! Next question number 19. Would you rather share your persona with the world or keep them private as waiting? That one we did. We already yeah, that one's kind of similar.

SPEAKER_07

Lightning round! Lightning round 10 of them. Let's light your round right now. We don't we no no we we don't give any like explanations, just which one we pick. Go! Or if you want to.

SPEAKER_04

Wait. Would you rather share your persona with the world or keep them private? Keep them as a private part of yourself. Share my fursona with the world. Number 20! Would you rather have your fursona perfectly represent your personality or represent your deepest aspirations? Ooh. Personality. Aspirations. Next question! Would you rather visit a world where everyone has a fersona or bring your fursona into the real world for one day? I'd rather go to the fursona world.

SPEAKER_07

Persona world.

SPEAKER_04

I don't want to be a persona world.

SPEAKER_07

Could I bring a plus one with me?

SPEAKER_04

It's like a Pokemon at that point.

SPEAKER_07

That's kind of what it sounds like. Oh yeah. Kind of, yeah. That sounds cool.

SPEAKER_04

Where are we? Number 20.

SPEAKER_07

I don't know. Why are you asking me where we're at? How am I supposed to know? Shut up. Shut up.

SPEAKER_04

Number 22. You can't make me. We're gonna get it to 25 and then we'll call it.

SPEAKER_07

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_04

Would you rather explore endless fictional worlds as your persona or experience one perfect adventure with them in reality?

SPEAKER_07

I wanna ex explore endless fictional worlds as my persona. That sounds sick.

SPEAKER_04

That sounds awesome.

SPEAKER_07

That sounds so bad.

SPEAKER_04

That sounds so badass. I I wanna do that. That reminds me of the game No No Man's Sky. Oh, I love No Man's Sky. Dude, it's such a beautiful game.

SPEAKER_07

It is. I gotta start playing that more, but I play a lot of Marathon. How is that treating you? That's so good, but no one fucking no one I know plays it.

SPEAKER_00

It's so good.

SPEAKER_07

I don't play it, so. I wasn't asking you to play it, so don't worry. I don't want to play with you. We're not gonna be like lifelong for your best friends anyway. Whatever.

SPEAKER_04

We never number 23. Would you rather be able to transform into your fursona whenever you want? Or have your fursona able to cor communicate directly with you?

SPEAKER_07

Transform whenever I want.

SPEAKER_04

Transform.

SPEAKER_07

Transform. That'd be fun. Unless it would hurt. If the transformation hurt, all right.

SPEAKER_04

This one's kind of a a similar question to the um to 21. Would you rather live in a world where anthropomorphic animals are normal? Or be the only one who can become one?

SPEAKER_07

No. That uh oh. So I wouldn't be anthropomorphic if I was in the anthropomorphic world. I would just live around anthropomorphized. Yeah. That's a hard one. So it's either everyone and not me, or just me and not everyone. Yep. Yep. That's a toughie. I'd feel like an outlier either way. I'd be I'd be I'd be different either way.

SPEAKER_04

I'd probably pick a world where anthropomorphic animals are normal because I could make anthro friends.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. I would do that. I would make any friends who don't make fun of me and call me short.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. You're right. Because people like that suck. You know? I agree. They s they they they in my in my apartment. Number twenty five. Would you rather forget how you discovered the fandom? Oh, or forget the friendships you made in it. I'd rather forget how I fucking forg how I discovered it.

SPEAKER_02

How I how how the fandom? Uh how how I what the fandom? What what kind of question? Have the fandom! What kind of fucking question is that?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I'd rather you're the one that asked it.

SPEAKER_06

You're the one that asked the dumb question. No.

SPEAKER_05

What?

SPEAKER_04

I said no.

SPEAKER_05

Bad dog. Alright. Good boy.

SPEAKER_04

Uh roll over. Or at least spin in your chair.

SPEAKER_07

Uh anyway, thank you guys so much for uh tuning in.

SPEAKER_04

Thank you for listening to the What AWINGFR podcast. This is Ryu and Adobe signing out. If you want to keep in touch with us, you can check us out at WhatAWEINFR on Twitter slash X. You can also find me at Twitter on Twitter slash X. You can find this guy at Adobe. You don't need to follow me at TwitterTeam or Adobe underscore retriever on Twitter slash X or Adobe the Retriever on YouTube.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, you don't have to. But also don't forget we do have a fame out down below. Click the link down below, send us a message if we question or sharing something about your work that you'd like to shout it out. Uh if you're on YouTube, there's no link there. That's okay. Just go ahead and put in the comments, we'll see it either way.

SPEAKER_06

Um if you guys want it to download or like a a rating, that'd be really cool.

SPEAKER_07

It would be sad that helps us a lot, and we appreciate you and we love you, and you we might make out with you, no promises. But anyway, guys, I'm a dumb dog.

SPEAKER_05

I'm a dumb dirk. Unfortunately, we might see you guys in the next one. We'll see you with him later. But I'll see you guys. Bye.

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